Top 10 Reasons Posters Are Too Sensitive....

waskier

I've read with amusement far too many topics that have people getting WAY too serious and confrontational. In an effort to bring levity, I have decided to create a top 10 list now whenever I see it. Today's list......sensitive posters:

10. You take yourself WAAAAYYYY too seriously......:grumble:
9. .....no one else does.:indifferent:
8. You played on a soccer team that didn't keep score.:flowerforyou:
7. You still think Wham and Rick Astley are cool to listen to.:laugh:
6. You believed your teachers when they said you should not hit back.
5. You think abortion should be legal and assisted suicide shouldn't (consistency people, consistency):embarassed:
4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:
3. Urkel makes sense to you. :noway:
2. You drive either a Prius or a truck with brass balls hanging from the hitch.

and the number 1 reason posters are just way too sensitive......

1. Yo momma never told you to just man up.:sad:

stephanielindley422

4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:

I'm supposed to do this??:noway:

waskier

4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:

I'm supposed to do this??:noway:

Nope. That one was for the guys.

cmriverside

My Number 1 would be...."You aren't eating enough."

twanthe1

My number one would be not enough or bad sex.

chelleymarie88

RICK ASTLEY IS THE MAN. >:(

waskier

RICK ASTLEY IS THE MAN. >:(

LOL I got that one from the Youtube Throwdown you were having yesterday!

chelleymarie88

RICK ASTLEY IS THE MAN. >:(

LOL I got that one from the Youtube Throwdown you were having yesterday!

I figured. I'm not sensitive though! I'm just a smartass with a fever, looking for some internet arguments.

waskier

All these criticisms of my reasons.....I'm starting to feel.......oh no, wait, it was just gas. I'm all good.:drinker:

chelleymarie88

Lol, *talks about unicorns/gets banned* -___-

finding_my_way

awww I love urkel!

CurryGirl89

hahaha need a like button!

mistresseeyore

This is just awesome! It made me grin!

funkyspunky872

Damn hipsters these days...

bethvandenberg

7. You still think Wham and Rick Astley are cool to listen to.laugh


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

chelleymarie88

Damn hipsters these days...

The word hipsters should be banned from English language >:O!

paisley2288

I love Urkel..

skygoddess86

Where I live it's the rubber dangling balls on the trucks. Frequently with girls driving?! Makes me want to shoot them. Shooting stuff is pretty common here too, um, not people though lol.

CouleeRunner

Remove reason #7 and then we can talk......

chelleymarie88

Remove reason #7 and then we can talk......

chauser1022

Oopsy...missed the memo on panties
AND
as a teacher....please no hitting, no biting, no pushing, ughhh....lol

LovingCruz

4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:

I'm supposed to do this??:noway:

Nope. That one was for the guys.

LOL

waskier

Finally, I've found all of the cool people on this site!

stephanielindley422

double post. sry

stephanielindley422

4. You forgot to buy bigger panties as you got older (and bigger).:explode:

I'm supposed to do this??:noway:

Nope. That one was for the guys.

whew. I was nervous. I'm thought I was gonna have to go up to a 4T.

sunkisses

I've been told by many people that I don't know how to be sensitive. But I still like Wham. Don't judge me.

Acg67

chauser1022

ROFL!!!

onerottndog

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :laugh:

brittanyjeanxo

I love this thread.

ansonrinesmith

Very nice, can't wait for the next one!