9 things I hate about........

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone



    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2 People who are willing to get off their *kitten* to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Da** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the he** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their *kitten*!

    5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.

    6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?

    I'm guilty of #2. :laugh: :laugh:
    When my mom was alive she always used to say the #4 one. Drove me nuts. Of course it's the last place you look because when you find it, you quit looking. DUH!! :laugh:
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    Peepshow.jpg

    Here's the peep show Lauryn!!!!! Come one come all!!! :laugh: :laugh: :tongue: :laugh: :laugh:

    OK SERIOUSLY.... I did not tell this to you but I am going out with some guys from work as one of the engineers is going back to Japan after his 4 years with our company aas his shift/rotation is over.. we asked him what he wanted to do tonight as his last night in America and he said "I want to go to the CHI CHI Bar..." i will let your imagination wonder about what "CHI CHI" means (and that is spelled phoenetically) but we opted for the Jazz club instead... wont he be surprised.. LOL

    great picture... maybe I will take a picture later of me 1/2 naked... depending on how many drinks I have tonight... :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    and these 9 things should be everyones wall paper at work... just saying most of those bother the heck out of me... to a degree :)
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    LOLOLOLOL

    :tongue: does that mean Laugh Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud Out Loud???

    or Laugh Out Loud Out Laugh Out Loud Out laugh???
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I love these, memaw!!!
  • jenken99
    jenken99 Posts: 564 Member
    I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.

    I unbderstand what you mean about car bills, we just put bookoo dollars in my daughters car for brakes and now it is over heating!@!!!!!:cry::cry: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: , on top of that she thinks she should not have to pay anything towards it(she does work) and will be 18 thursday,,,, news for her, GROW Up!!!!!
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    She meant it as a joke folks.

    Lighten up!!!

    I think they were funny memaw. After reading some posts I could add a rather amusing #10 to that list.:bigsmile:
    Thanks Soup!
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.
    I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.

    Didn't mean to offend any one! Gosh!:cry:

    I OFFERED!!! :happy: all I asked in return is the plane tickets to get there and back... and you buy the parts I willbring my tools and everything... but did you take me up on my offer... I EVEN volunteered to sleep in a tent in your back yard... that was more so I did not offend your neighbors while working on your car Naked... :devil: *shrug* but hey I TRIED!!!:wink::smile: :happy: :tongue:
    I really was seriously thinking about it, but for the life of me I couldn't figure out how to explain the half naked man in the back yard to my husband and the dogs would have barked ALL NIGHT LONG!!! But thanks so much for the offer.
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.

    I unbderstand what you mean about car bills, we just put bookoo dollars in my daughters car for brakes and now it is over heating!@!!!!!:cry::cry: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: , on top of that she thinks she should not have to pay anything towards it(she does work) and will be 18 thursday,,,, news for her, GROW Up!!!!!
    Yeah, then top this off, my brother in law is buying a truck from me and he and my husband work together at the same shop which is about 5 mins away from where BIL lives. This is 60 miles away from my house, one way! I asked my BIL if I could borrow the truck for the week while mine is in the shop and hubby would pick him up and drop him off every day because I work in the opposite direction and totally different hours. He had the nerve to say NO! This is technically still MY TRUCK!. I was so peeved!!!! So I had to spend another $200 for a rental car for the week just to get back and forth to work. I am so tired of being nice to people and then when I need something they can't return the favor. ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg:explode: :explode: :explode:
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    I want to know which half was going to be naked... I dunno where Memaw is but if it was the bottom half and it was cold outside...there might not be much to see :laugh:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    I want to know which half was going to be naked... I dunno where Memaw is but if it was the bottom half and it was cold outside...there might not be much to see :laugh:
    Quick thinking!!!!! But he would be okay, I'm in S Texas but he would have to really watch out for creepy crawlers. I live out in the country .
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Ahhh.. That is a lot better than being here in Canada. He would have had some issues here this morning!

    The creepy crawlies could be an issue too though. That might be fun to watch
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    Ahhh.. That is a lot better than being here in Canada. He would have had some issues here this morning!

    The creepy crawlies could be an issue too though. That might be fun to watch
    Might not be so much fun to watch because he might LIKE it! LOL, Just kidding Trouble! Or am I???????????????
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