10 Reasons Why Women Should NOT Lift Heavy

UponThisRock · January 2012

http://gubernatrix.co.uk/2012/01/10-good-reasons-why-women-should-stay-away-from-weights/

1. You might break a nail.

2. You could even bruise a male ego or two.

3. You’ll eat properly and still be able to lose fat. Work of the devil!

4. You’ll look more like an athlete and less like a runway model. Skeletal is sexy, right?

5. You’ll be able to lift heavy things without asking a man for help, thus upsetting the balance of the universe.

6. You will be seen in public without high heels.

7. You’ll grunt, sweat and feel sore. So unladylike!

8. You’ll be proud of your pert bum instead of being self conscious about it like a normal woman.

9. You’ll be more active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you, some kind of feminist?

10. You’ll be stronger, leaner and sexier – and we all know where that can lead!

SinIsIn · January 2012

WIN

tangal88 · January 2012

like!

Secret_Agent_007 · January 2012

Someone might see your super hero cape. That'd just be wrong.

FearAnLoathing · January 2012

hey i like high heels

brokenartist · January 2012

love it, too many women have the wrong perception on lifting in general and especially lifting heavy.

But the high heels thing...omg when my wife is in high heels with her sexy legs makes me go crazy...

Shanphichloe · January 2012

Fabulous! Exactly what I'm aiming for

ArroganceInStep · January 2012

11. More people will start using the parts of my gym that are actually useful and I'll have to wait longer to get my workout in

UsedToBeHusky · January 2012

This is why I like you! :bigsmile:

yummummum · January 2012

ha!

whitneysaenz · January 2012

I was totally prepared to read something about women looking like men! Thanks for the laugh.

Heavy lifting ROCKS!

p0pr0cksnc0ke · January 2012

10. You’ll be stronger, leaner and sexier – and we all know where that can lead!

to pregnancy..

Or maybe that was just what happened to me after I lost 60lbs. :blushing:

pilotgirl2007 · January 2012

I have to admit I rolled my eyes when I read the title of this... then it made me smile! *Like*

ErinBeth7 · January 2012

tee hee! :laugh:

shannieboo · January 2012

I love this!!!

CanuckLove · January 2012

WIN! Love it!

Ociases · January 2012

Love it!

erickirb · January 2012

love it, too many women have the wrong perception on lifting in general and especially lifting heavy.

But the high heels thing...omg when my wife is in high heels with her sexy legs makes me go crazy...

What he means is they will be in sneakers in the gym, not in high heels. They can still wear the heels, but while in the gym they will be in public without them.

OP: love the post :drinker: