Where are all the fun people??

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  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    what kinda site is this!?!?!? lol people are getting the "spring fever" already, this is what happens when peiople start to move, eat well, and start believeing in themselves!'

    good for you guys! love reading this.

    Matt

    A sense of humor makes everything easier! And even though I haven't worked out yet today (I will soon though) I haven't raided the fridge either... I've been too busy laughing and having fun here!
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    I majored in fun in college

    Hey me too!!
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
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    We are here, skulking around and hopping from board to board... and then not here as we hop outside for a quick lunchtime walk!

    I can only "board" for so long reading negatives, then I have to walk away and do something far, far, far away from the computer. So the pups are going to get another walk today!
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
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    Good grief, is it Hump Day already? I thought that was Wednesday....so confused right now :)
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    I'm here for a party!

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  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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    I'm here for a party!

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    Its as real as it gets..
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    Good grief, is it Hump Day already? I thought that was Wednesday....so confused right now :)

    Wednesday is Wednesday.... Hump day is ....... uh.... EVERYDAY!! Well at least I wish it was!!
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
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    Fun on a Monday is like a midget stripper. You know it exist and everyone has a friend that has seen it but damn if you will ever find it.
  • pinkhairsteph
    pinkhairsteph Posts: 1 Member
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    here I am!!!! haha...:smile:
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
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    Good grief, is it Hump Day already? I thought that was Wednesday....so confused right now :)

    Wednesday is Wednesday.... Hump day is ....... uh.... EVERYDAY!! Well at least I wish it was!!

    Now your talking my language! Oops did I say that loud?
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
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    here I am!!!! haha...:smile:

    Welcome to the party Pink!!!
  • stephaniep12345mfp
    stephaniep12345mfp Posts: 116 Member
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    Someone in my office sent around this e-mail today and it gave me a good totally un-PC laugh:

    This is my new doctor. I hope you like him too!!!

    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this
    true?
    A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on
    exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you
    live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want
    to live longer? Take nap.

    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean
    they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way.
    Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

    Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
    A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you
    have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

    Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
    program?
    A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

    Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
    A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact,
    they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?

    Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
    middle?
    A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only
    be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

    Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
    A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best
    feel-good food around!

    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

    Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
    A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

    Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about
    food and diets.

    And remember:

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
    safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in
    sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly
    used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

    AND.....

    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
    and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
    nutritional studies.

    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
    Americans..

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
    suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION:

    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
    ;)
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
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  • cindy4mica
    cindy4mica Posts: 777 Member
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    Right here, bi*cheeessss!!! :drinker: :laugh:
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
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    Fun on a Monday is like a midget stripper. You know it exist and everyone has a friend that has seen it but damn if you will ever find it.

    Boy, I'm not gettin' THAT one outta my head for a while. **giggle snort**
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
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    I'm here for a party!

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    Its as real as it gets..

    I'm just here for the food, oh and the fun, and maybe the drinks! Oh and the guys with boobies:laugh:
  • chelleymarie88
    chelleymarie88 Posts: 775
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  • BuildABetterMe
    BuildABetterMe Posts: 39
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    I think I need to change my name to BeGoodWendi :wink: :blushing:


    ^^^^^ DISAGREE!!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Cats huh?

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