I am seriously thinking about cheating on my wife.....

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taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Workout day is tomorrow, but I really want to hit the weights tonight (she's not going to be here). I can't help these urges. Does it make me a bad person?

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  • sarah44254
    sarah44254 Posts: 3,078 Member
    Think of all the times shes brought you BURGER KING?! how could you even pass a thought of this :O
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    She's trying to sabotage you by not being around when you want to lift. Make her jealous by doing it anyway.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    You need to evaluate your priorities! How dare you question the sanctity of your union...and for what?! A few minutes with a squat bar?? How... dare ... you.
  • MADDIESMOMMY6611
    MADDIESMOMMY6611 Posts: 140 Member
    Go for it!
  • shovav91
    shovav91 Posts: 2,335 Member
    Haha I'm so glad that this is what this board ended up being about... :P
    Do it!
  • traceracer
    traceracer Posts: 303 Member
    Haha I'm so glad that this is what this board ended up being about... :P
    Do it!
    LOL! I so agree:)
  • NightOwl1
    NightOwl1 Posts: 881 Member
    Just ask her if you can have an open weight lifting marriage.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,809 Member
    what happens in the weight room stays in the weight room
  • Helloitsdan
    Helloitsdan Posts: 5,561 Member
    Lol I did tonight! Cheated right in front of her during our favorite show!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    go for it we can keep it a secret. you try lifting her then she will want you to hit the weights. just tell her it her or the weights you have to lift something
  • tinkermommc
    tinkermommc Posts: 558 Member
    what happens in the weight room stays in the weight room

    LOL! Go for it!
  • Ocarina
    Ocarina Posts: 1,550 Member
    You should really rub it in and video tape yourself using the weights then show her later! How kinky that would be. :laugh:

    Also, you must use the mirror to make sure you position yourself correctly.......
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Give into your urges man.
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    I think there is a pill for this syndrome.. Or a straight jacket.
  • fitnwhole
    fitnwhole Posts: 227
    You need to evaluate your priorities! How dare you question the sanctity of your union...and for what?! A few minutes with a squat bar?? How... dare ... you.

    hilarious
  • tgh1914
    tgh1914 Posts: 1,036 Member
    Whichever is the better rack...
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