Why women should avoid weights
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LOL! thanks!0
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I do love me some Gubernatrix. Big fan of the funny and helpful information on stumptuous.com as well.0
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I copied it in:
1. You might break a nail.
2. You could even bruise a male ego or two.
3. You’ll eat properly and still be able to lose fat. Work of the devil!
4. You’ll look more like an athlete and less like a runway model. Skeletal is sexy, right?
5. You’ll be able to lift heavy things without asking a man for help, thus upsetting the balance of the universe.
6. You will be seen in public without high heels.
7. You’ll grunt, sweat and feel sore. So unladylike!
8. You’ll be proud of your pert bum instead of being self conscious about it like a normal woman.
9. You’ll be more active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you, some kind of feminist?
10. You’ll be stronger, leaner and sexier – and we all know where that can lead!0 -
Simply put, a weight trained woman will look better, feel better, and be better prepared for life — always!0 -
I seriously think this just made my day XD0
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Love this!0
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lol love it :laugh:0
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Simply put, a weight trained woman will look better, feel better, and be better prepared for life — always!
Haven't even read the article yet but would just like to say - this!! ^ Also, get ****ED i love my weights they are the best part of my week!!!0 -
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Lol, very entertaining.0
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Love it!0
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Very funny :laugh:0
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Awesome!0
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Simply put, a weight trained woman will look better, feel better, and be better prepared for life — always!
Someone clearly didn't bother reading the article or any comments in this thread.
Shocking.0 -
This brought a smile to my face, thank you!0
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hahahah thats funny.0
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#5 is concerning... if Jar opening and carrying heavy things is taken off of the list of things I do what do I have left?0
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this was hilarious0
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#5 is concerning... if Jar opening and carrying heavy things is taken off of the list of things I do what do I have left?
Foot massages.
And if there's one thing I learned from Pulp Fiction, a foot massage is NEVER just a foot massage.0 -
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The only thing more awesome than this is that there is a person named "SithZombie".0
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Hahahahaha0
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Lol to the comment about some woman really being concerned about being stronger then a date and scaring them off...
Do these women purposely stay in dead end jobs so they wont' make more then a potential date too?0 -
Love it! Thanks for sharing.0
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i read the title of this and was about to have a hissy fit like the other lady.. then i thought.. no i best read it.. and i absolutley LOVED it!!
cheered me right up!!
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Nice....lol0
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Sheesh, well what WOMAN would want their nail to break? Come on, that's the epitomy of femininity - I'm certainly not going to risk THAT for lifting!
Of course, I'm kidding.
Great read, thanks!0 -
Pft. I /glow/ when I exercise. I don't perspire.0
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Haha, that was great! XD0
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