MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

icandoit

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"


"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

icandoit

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"


"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).

ConnieLynn

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Very funny!

Connie Lynn

aslavich

that is hilarious!!! thanks for the morning funny!!!

Angela

tjblack

Live in NH now, but grew up in LA. can relate. great joke. sent it to my mom

rodeoruss

Great one this AM.

MIDGEKIN

lol!!:laugh:

mommared53

:laugh: That's so funny. Got to send that to my Sister in Illinois.

dulceluva

hahaah

ok that was really goood. I didn't know where that one was goin