Dear Hobo Lobbyists

Contrarian

I don't actually stab hobos. I sincerely apologise for every joke I have ever made about hobo-stabbery. I am actually a hobo supporter and would like more information about your fine organisation.

reepobob

My ex-wife calls me a "lazy bum"...does that qualify me? If it does, put the effing knife down...thank you.

Lizzy_Sunflower

I mourn the death of hobo-stabbing jokes.

It really was the gift that kept on giving.

:sad:

california_peach

I mourn the death of hobo-stabbing jokes.

It really was the gift that kept on giving.

:sad:

Me, too. We need to make a commerical with Sarah McLachlan holding a dead hobo-stabbing joke while a sad, sad song plays in the bakeground. Or maybe she should be holding a dead sense of humor.

koosdel

Stabbing?

FearAnLoathing

I dont stab them,I keep them tied up in my basement listening to Barry Manilow till they stab themselves

76tech

Attention hobos:

AllanMisner

My ex-wife calls me a "lazy bum"...does that qualify me? If it does, put the effing knife down...thank you.

Hobos and Bums are two different things. Hobos smoke cigars, bums ask for money from people who smoke cigars.

Contrarian

My ex-wife calls me a "lazy bum"...does that qualify me? If it does, put the effing knife down...thank you.

Hobos and Bums are two different things. Hobos smoke cigars, bums ask for money from people who smoke cigars.

This guy gets it.

Qarol

Right. I don't stab hobos, either.

I, too, would love more information on this fine organization. Perhaps a member directory???

yummy♥

thank you Miss C.

we all good now.

sincerely,
hobos

jetscreaminagain

Pardon me. I may have gotten lost on my way to the meeting of the International Association of Pine Cone Bird Feeder Manufacturers. Perhaps our organizations can work together?

AllanMisner

Pardon me. I may have gotten lost on my way to the meeting of the International Association of Pine Cone Bird Feeder Manufacturers. Perhaps our organizations can work together?

I learned today (on MFP.com no doubt) that rodents like peanut butter. When is your organization going to stop ignoring this important issue? Birds and rodents getting married? It is written, birds and bees, not birds and rodents. Please respond to this important issue!

CakeFit21

The difference between hobos and bums is a frequent topic of conversation in our car. We usually talk about hobos when we are in the car. Seems like the appropriate place. My husband knows a lot about hobos. He told me yesterday that Wil Wheaton tried to be a hobo.

lor007

Are we allowed to stab non-hobos or is all stabbing off limits?

76tech

The difference between hobos and bums is a frequent topic of conversation in our car. We usually talk about hobos when we are in the car. Seems like the appropriate place. My husband knows a lot about hobos. He told me yesterday that Wil Wheaton tried to be a hobo.

Nice!

I've tried a few times, but my wife keeps finding me.

Lizzy_Sunflower

thank you Miss C.

we all good now.

sincerely,
hobos

:laugh:

I must ask are you a member of the Hobo Union?

sassylilmama

How does one become a hobo. Some days the idea is actually quite appealing.

CakeFit21

How does one become a hobo. Some days the idea is actually quite appealing.

First you need a sack.

jetscreaminagain

Pardon me. I may have gotten lost on my way to the meeting of the International Association of Pine Cone Bird Feeder Manufacturers. Perhaps our organizations can work together?

I learned today (on MFP.com no doubt) that rodents like peanut butter. When is your organization going to stop ignoring this important issue? Birds and rodents getting married? It is written, birds and bees, not birds and rodents. Please respond to this important issue!

Your objection to groups intermarrying did not rhyme, so I cannot take it seriously. Returning to the topic, ahem, perhaps I could get a tax break to employ hobos in the manufacture of pine cone bird feeders, thereby benefiting both organizations and their constituencies.

onedayillbamilf

I once was asked why I eat like a hobo, does that qualify me?