*kitten* MFPers Say

sleepytexan
sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
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Have you seen all these videos? I cracked up watching "*kitten* New Age Girls Say" and "*kitten* Triathletes Say".

Got me thinking, someone should make one called "*kitten* MFPers Say":

"should I eat my exercise calories?"
"OMG I gained a pound overnight!"
"How many calories are in this?"
"My HRM says I burned 10,000 calories doing my laundry"
"I'm 100% primal"
"No, I'm using *synthetic* HCG -- it's good for you"
"I just can't eat my 1200 calories every day"
"Muscle weighs more than fat"
"I need to LOOSE weight"
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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I NEVER eat my exercise calories. I just don't see the point.

    My best friend lost 75 lbs by cutting carbs.

    I know you're not supposed to eat past 7pm, but I have 700 calories left and I'm starving. What would be worse, eating past 7 or being 700 calories under?
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
    ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
    I need to lose 30 pounds in 2 weeks.

    What is bump?
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    'Why have I plateu'd?'
    'I eat 600 calories a day and work out 17 hours a day (being facetious). Why am I not losing any weight?'
  • TamsinEllis
    TamsinEllis Posts: 293
    Girls: Should I lift weights, I don't want to get bulky.
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    "Why is everyone so mean and unsupportive? Can't you just agree with what I said?!"
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
    Don't skip breakfast, you'll go into starvation mode!

    You should eat lowfat, processed foods instead of that natural stuff. It's much healthier!
  • Newfiedan
    Newfiedan Posts: 1,517 Member
    I am relatively petite but want to drop 2 lbs a week!

    I set my own calories to 1200/day!

    Eating one fast food meal is instant death!

    I am eating x number of cals a day and not losing any weight and I work out 7 times a week but do not eat back my exercise cals!
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Ladies only: TOM question!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Is coffee really water?
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,421 Member
    Someone tell me what to eat.

    Why do people sabotage me?

    Why isn't Zumba in the exercise list?
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    "Why is everyone so mean and unsupportive? Can't you just agree with what I said?!"

    ^^^ This also..times a thousand.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Can I loose weight with slim fast?
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    "It's lose, not LOOSE!"
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    If you argue with me on a thread I will report you. <---this is actually said out loud by the person, never posted as a response. But you know they say it!!!
  • zasiiniya
    zasiiniya Posts: 100 Member
    "How do I post a picture? Why isn't it working??"
  • FaithHopeBELIEVE
    FaithHopeBELIEVE Posts: 626
    Thankyou for posting!!! Made meeee laugh!
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    Ladies only: TOM question!
    ^^^^THIS^^^
  • ItsJenn32
    ItsJenn32 Posts: 35
    I NEVER eat my exercise calories. I just don't see the point.

    I totally agree!!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    I NEVER eat my exercise calories. I just don't see the point.

    My best friend lost 75 lbs by cutting carbs.

    I know you're not supposed to eat past 7pm, but I have 700 calories left and I'm starving. What would be worse, eating past 7 or being 700 calories under?
    Dying fat would be worse....:flowerforyou:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    The reason you see no progress on your 800 calorie a day diet is because you're building muscle
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Hi, I desperately need friends! Please add me!!!
  • Newfiedan
    Newfiedan Posts: 1,517 Member
    I am losing inches but not weight!!! I am not making any progress!
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Does oatmeal have carbs?
  • CourteneyLove
    CourteneyLove Posts: 246 Member
    I am not getting enough protein.. any suggestions?
  • Natural
    Natural Posts: 461 Member
    these are actually true AND funny
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I don't want to go out to eat because I know I'll just gain back the 15 pounds I lost
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    I can't give you advice because I can't see your diary.

    How do I make my diary public?

    I think it would be a good idea to have a "Like" button

    Great burn!

    Today is my cheat day!
  • Julianne8104
    Julianne8104 Posts: 22 Member
    "Does oatmeal have carbs?"


    ^^ *hahaha
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    I am not getting enough protein.. any suggestions?

    Have you tried HCG drops?
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    "This"
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