Odd things you've heard today...

MissO﹠A

No context necessary. So far, mine would be:

"This is my poo-catcher."

What bizarre crap have you overhead today?

california_peach

Person #1: "Dude, are you worried about getting her pregnant?"

Person #2: "Nah, she has one of those IEDs."

skittybang

"Blind Boy Jackson really works"

ma34113

honey get the hoist!...my husband told me that while sleeping hahah!

Sh1tsRainbows

something about brain re-gurgitation was pretty odd

the_journeyman

You look like you're smuggling hamsters!

JM

TriforceRaven

This was a little while ago actually.

"No! Don't eat your friends!"

(It was a pet store lady xD)

Sp1nGoddess

A grown man going "weeeeeeeeee!"

Suziq2you

"If it's sticky, just lick it."