A Beginner's Guide to Refusing Food

UponThisRock

So many people have questions about how to avoid unhealthy foods at the office. I think I have enough experience to offer some assistance.

Step 1: Look to the left
Step 2: Look to the right
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 in rapid succession
Step 4: Say, "no thanks"

Hope this helps.

nashtyone

I like to imagine that it has been spit in, or that there are toenail clippings in it.

HardHunk

:laugh:

oneIT

I know how to avoid them but sometimes they attack.

eacatterton

I am very lucky to work in an office that is very small (only 2 of us run this place!!) and I dont have those issues.

bjshields

Hilarious! And true!:drinker:

beskimoosh

The other day, I was brutally attached by a mini mars bar being aimed by my manager. They've got a lot of power for being so small, but I fought it off

Marig0ld

So many people have questions about how to avoid unhealthy foods at the office. I think I have enough experience to offer some assistance.

Step 1: Look to the left
Step 2: Look to the right
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 in rapid succession
Step 4: Say, "no thanks"

Hope this helps.

So I believe steps 1 and 2 refer to that head shake thing? :huh: Ah I see now.

Leesseebee

AnninStPaul

I like to imagine that it has been spit in, or that there are toenail clippings in it.

oh ick! ick! ick!

daffodilsoup

Love this!

Meggles63

Do that a few times, and they usually get the hint! (especially after you've noticeably dropped some lbs.)

peacek

Thanks for making me laugh.....Good day!

kapeluza

I go into the material library and spray windex on whatever I am tempted to eat and toss it.

amblee125

Do that a few times, and they usually get the hint! (especially after you've noticeably dropped some lbs.)

This is so true! The more you say no and people notice you are losing they just stop asking/offerring lol