MFP Auction

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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I like sparkly kitties!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    for skitty i bid an asian cuisine while doing the splits.. and a huge mooby wan face rub..
    I'll see your asian cuisine and raise you an ethnic midget stripper

    ill see your ethnic midget stripper and raise you a chainsaw raping machine..

    going once..

    For Skitty I bid all of my aborted fetuses and my old fashioned meat grinder.

    ill see that.. and raise a sweaty hair chested body with the face of the skitty..

    I"ll raise you a bedazzled pu$$y

    How cute! You have a jeweled collar for your kitty?
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?


    i will bid the things im bidding for skitty for you.. anyone go against me?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    for skitty i bid an asian cuisine while doing the splits.. and a huge mooby wan face rub..
    I'll see your asian cuisine and raise you an ethnic midget stripper

    ill see your ethnic midget stripper and raise you a chainsaw raping machine..

    going once..

    For Skitty I bid all of my aborted fetuses and my old fashioned meat grinder.

    ill see that.. and raise a sweaty hair chested body with the face of the skitty..

    I"ll raise you a bedazzled pu$$y

    I'll raise you with some va-mesh . . yeah. You know what I mean.

    ill raise a contortionist and a foot kiss..
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    for skitty i bid an asian cuisine while doing the splits.. and a huge mooby wan face rub..
    I'll see your asian cuisine and raise you an ethnic midget stripper

    ill see your ethnic midget stripper and raise you a chainsaw raping machine..

    going once..

    For Skitty I bid all of my aborted fetuses and my old fashioned meat grinder.

    ill see that.. and raise a sweaty hair chested body with the face of the skitty..

    I"ll raise you a bedazzled pu$$y

    I'll raise you with some va-mesh . . yeah. You know what I mean.

    ill raise a contortionist and a foot kiss..

    Mmmm... I could use a good toe sucking!! I say you win!!
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    Okay... I have to change my bid then... 5 Coke Zeros and a chewed up wad of Bubblicious.
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    only if you let me have one first.. because i raise a diet mt. dew cube..
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Only one way this is getting settled...


    ARENA DEATHMATCH BRAWL FOR SKITTY'S AFFECTIONS!!!
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    For Morgan - my bong, Spam, homemade Amish strawberry jelly and pickles.

    Only the true Skit bang bong knows the way to my heart with bongs and Amish strawberry jelly....


    SOLD!!!!!!!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Only one way this is getting settled...


    ARENA DEATHMATCH BRAWL FOR SKITTY'S AFFECTIONS!!!

    How about just a good ol' fashioned orgy? Ya know, we'll dress in Victorian garb and all.
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    only if you let me have one first.. because i raise a diet mt. dew cube..

    Wow... this bidding thing is confusing... so am I getting a coke or not?
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Only one way this is getting settled...


    ARENA DEATHMATCH BRAWL FOR SKITTY'S AFFECTIONS!!!

    How about just a good ol' fashioned orgy? Ya know, we'll dress in Victorian garb and all.

    That's my go to suggestion but seeing as there's 9 dudes I thought better of it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Only one way this is getting settled...


    ARENA DEATHMATCH BRAWL FOR SKITTY'S AFFECTIONS!!!

    How about just a good ol' fashioned orgy? Ya know, we'll dress in Victorian garb and all.

    OKAY... not where I thought this thread would be heading... :embarassed:
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    Only one way this is getting settled...


    ARENA DEATHMATCH BRAWL FOR SKITTY'S AFFECTIONS!!!

    How about just a good ol' fashioned orgy? Ya know, we'll dress in Victorian garb and all.
    That's my go to suggestion but seeing as there's 9 dudes I thought better of it.


    i move for trial by combat with my champion.. i name Charlie Sheen as my champion..
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    OKAY... not where I thought this thread would be heading... :embarassed:

    Sorry about that swhitney ! :bigsmile:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Only one way this is getting settled...


    ARENA DEATHMATCH BRAWL FOR SKITTY'S AFFECTIONS!!!

    How about just a good ol' fashioned orgy? Ya know, we'll dress in Victorian garb and all.
    That's my go to suggestion but seeing as there's 9 dudes I thought better of it.


    i move for trial by combat with my champion.. i name Charlie Sheen as my champion..

    Why is it that old Star Trek episode was the first thing that came to mind?
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    i move for trial by combat with my champion.. i name Charlie Sheen as my champion..

    For my champion I choose cocaine! Rendering your champion distracted and incoherent.

    Point PGH!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    i move for trial by combat with my champion.. i name Charlie Sheen as my champion..

    For my champion I choose cocaine! Rendering your champion distracted and incoherent.

    Point PGH!

    LMAO!! :laugh:
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    Okay... I have to change my bid then... 5 Coke Zeros and a chewed up wad of Bubblicious.

    SOLD!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    Okay... I have to change my bid then... 5 Coke Zeros and a chewed up wad of Bubblicious.

    SOLD!

    Woohoo! Does this mean you have to go make me a sammich??
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    only if you let me have one first.. because i raise a diet mt. dew cube..

    Wow... this bidding thing is confusing... so am I getting a coke or not?

    I have some left over coke zero in a bottle on the floor of my car you can have oh and all the fruit loop and captain crunch sugar dust Ive been collecting for the past 5 boxes.
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 713 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    Okay... I have to change my bid then... 5 Coke Zeros and a chewed up wad of Bubblicious.

    SOLD!

    Woohoo! Does this mean you have to go make me a sammich??

    A knuckle sammich =)
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Jezzzz nobody is bidding on me... I swear I showered today?

    For you, I'll bid a six-pack of Coke Zero and chewed-up wad of Bubblicious!

    Can I have one of the coke zeros? Im parched!!!

    Okay... I have to change my bid then... 5 Coke Zeros and a chewed up wad of Bubblicious.

    SOLD!

    Crap!
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Checking credit cards to bid on Bynsky.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Ooh ooh! I want to bid on Delta.

    I bid this GNC coupon for 20% off. :happy:
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Checking credit cards to bid on Bynsky.

    Ill bid Carls credit cards on Bynsky
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    for MD, I bid the goldfish cracker I found under my little man's booster seat :wink:

    I'll see you with my coupon and I'll raise you a box of Kleenex!
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