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Sexy Ways to Burn Calories

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  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    Lies. All lies.
    :sad:

    ETA: if you Really want to burn more, get a mirror and focus on tightening up.
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    That's a workout. And some serious contortion!

    Lol yeah I was twisted up quite a bit. I messed up and told the lady doing the ropes that I'm starting yoga and she got excited...I might be burning even more calories at my next shoot
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    That's a workout. And some serious contortion!

    Lol yeah I was twisted up quite a bit. I messed up and told the lady doing the ropes that I'm starting yoga and she got excited...I might be burning even more calories at my next shoot

    "I take yoga/pilates/contortion classes" is high on the list of things to never tell a rope bondage enthusiast unless you really want to be in pain.
  • MILFdoesabodyGd
    MILFdoesabodyGd Posts: 347 Member
    Sadly I can't participate, as I'm alone... and there isn't a listing for that. Which is ironic considering it'd be more likely to last the hour or half hour listed. :P

    alone doesn't mean anything that's what toys are for ;)
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I know! I've always wanted to use this as an excuse! But MFP doesn't have "sex" as a cardio exercise! haha
    You are wrong!
  • HorrorChix89
    HorrorChix89 Posts: 1,229 Member
    That's a workout. And some serious contortion!

    Lol yeah I was twisted up quite a bit. I messed up and told the lady doing the ropes that I'm starting yoga and she got excited...I might be burning even more calories at my next shoot

    "I take yoga/pilates/contortion classes" is high on the list of things to never tell a rope bondage enthusiast unless you really want to be in pain.

    Oh sadly I learned that lesson too late :(
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    That's a workout. And some serious contortion!

    Lol yeah I was twisted up quite a bit. I messed up and told the lady doing the ropes that I'm starting yoga and she got excited...I might be burning even more calories at my next shoot

    "I take yoga/pilates/contortion classes" is high on the list of things to never tell a rope bondage enthusiast unless you really want to be in pain.

    Oh sadly I learned that lesson too late :(

    Maybe, but now you have bragging rights!
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
    Does masturbating count? I don't have a boyfriend now & I just do it by imagination with the guy I have a crush on :blushing:
  • ladytinkerbell99
    ladytinkerbell99 Posts: 970 Member
    bump
  • kayleeblue
    kayleeblue Posts: 273
    I wore my HRM...it was very interesting to see the results ::smokin: : ...and then...I added a partner...::blushing:
  • LelliAmi
    LelliAmi Posts: 327 Member
    lol I'd definitely go for it if I didn't have this stupid cold!!! :(
  • petewilson69
    petewilson69 Posts: 48
    Do we know how many calories are burnt during sex.. I feel a work out coming on. Lol
  • good2bthaking
    good2bthaking Posts: 325 Member
    it depends on how many reps you do
  • petewilson69
    petewilson69 Posts: 48
    it depends on how many reps you do
    LOL
  • seekingthepatienceofjob
    seekingthepatienceofjob Posts: 288 Member
    I was too lazy to open another tab and read it...but from others comments, it looks interesting! :P
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 396 Member
    Sadly I can't participate, as I'm alone... and there isn't a listing for that. Which is ironic considering it'd be more likely to last the hour or half hour listed. :P

    alone doesn't mean anything that's what toys are for ;)

    Ha, agreed. No shortage of those.
    I'll be seeing myself out now, thanks ;)
  • petewilson69
    petewilson69 Posts: 48
    It's got to be worth at least 200 calories :-)
  • lilhedgy32
    lilhedgy32 Posts: 1 Member
    I did too and i made it an exercise. you can add your own
  • klkateri
    klkateri Posts: 432 Member
    I know! I've always wanted to use this as an excuse! But MFP doesn't have "sex" as a cardio exercise! haha

    I was on another food diary/fitness charting site and it was there... sad it not here cuz this is the better site.
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    Vigorous pushups anyone?
  • marieamethyst
    marieamethyst Posts: 869 Member
    Dear Army: please send my husband home ASAP. I, uh, need to get some more exercise in. For health reasons and all that jazz.
  • mommy3ISA
    mommy3ISA Posts: 10
    I hate exercise I would rather have fun and get my workout that way SEX and DaNCING!
  • Polygontus
    Polygontus Posts: 218 Member
    Now I know how I'm going to stay in shape when I find the one special guy. Hahah ;D
  • klkateri
    klkateri Posts: 432 Member
    alright!! Burned an extra 400 calories today so that extra slice of lasagna at dinner was OK ;-)

    (And the scoop of ice cream and cadbury creme egg lol!!)
  • VelveteenArabian
    VelveteenArabian Posts: 758 Member
    So should we all track our activities? LOL

    Somehow I don't think they're on the MFP list.
  • hurricanegirl13
    hurricanegirl13 Posts: 109
    "Oh my god, honey, that was amazing. Hold on, before we cuddle... I need to log this real quick."
  • kagevf
    kagevf Posts: 509 Member
    note to self...

    get HRM

    skip leg day

    then log calories burned on MFP
  • Polygontus
    Polygontus Posts: 218 Member
    "Oh my god, honey, that was amazing. Hold on, before we cuddle... I need to log this real quick."

    I can totally imagine that happening...

    I would probably do something like that for my first time, but more

    "Hell yea! Ardale owes me ten bucks! *Texts Ardale*"

    Or

    "Hold up, I have to get my achievement award."
  • justal313
    justal313 Posts: 1,375 Member
    I tried to wear my HRM to bed and my wife threatened to cut it off. I hope she was talking about the HRM and not IT
  • jamesseay1
    jamesseay1 Posts: 9 Member
    Next time I will just wear my HRM to know precisely
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