My JOKE Diet.

ShrinkingChelle

So when I get frustrated with Dishes, the cost of food or my hair I tell my friends who are with me about my new diet plan.

The plan, I stop eating completely.
Benefits, I never have to do dishes again, I hate dirty dishes and if I dont eat or drink they would always be clean:) Food its a big expense this about all that money I would be saving if I didnt have to by food. And last but no least I wouldnt have to pay someone to thin my hair because it would just thin itself by falling out.
Its the perfect diet right???

Just making sure everyone knows this is just a joke, I am losing the healthy way. Healthy eating, portion control and exercise.

Hopefully this makes someone laugh, if it does Ive done my job if not well I tried.

1996gtstang

i used to eat fast food everyday to keep the dishes clean lol. now here i am counting calories!