ATTN : ALL MFP MEMBERS!

iCACTUS
iCACTUS Posts: 113
edited November 8 in Motivation and Support
Do not EVER say that you never did anything important or monumental
in your life because you have! Before you were even conceived YOU did
something SO amazing it determined the course of your life, if you would
live or die! What was it that you did?

YOU. REACHED. THE. EGG. FIRST.

You were the first sperm to get into the egg. GO YOU!

Give yourself a hand! & if you are looking at me like I am ****ing nuts,
THINK ABOUT IT. You wouldn't even exist if not for that! :D

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  • digitalmayhap
    digitalmayhap Posts: 141 Member
    I wonder about you, Amanda.

    But you're right.
  • catfish9
    catfish9 Posts: 138
    Quite possibly the only race I have ever won. ;P
  • dadoffo
    dadoffo Posts: 379 Member
    Quite possibly the only race I have ever won. ;P

    We are all winners at some point in time.
  • hebbby
    hebbby Posts: 70
    made me lol! I am a winner yay!
  • Cris725
    Cris725 Posts: 81
    Well, its true! Think about how many of those little suckers that didnt make it.
  • RedHatPatti
    RedHatPatti Posts: 71 Member
    ROTFLOL.. Made my Day!! Thanks
  • Jessaustx
    Jessaustx Posts: 130
    Bump! I love this :P
  • LilBee82
    LilBee82 Posts: 189 Member
    This is great! Something I have never thought about. LOL!
  • bekkaL85
    bekkaL85 Posts: 133 Member
    THIS is one of the few posts in motivation and support that I truly enjoyed!

    You made me smile, and that's pretty hard to do today. I am gonna share that with my sister-in-law today....we both need it!
  • Npieces
    Npieces Posts: 24
    Freakin funny!!!!! Love it!!!
  • Lrt4uk
    Lrt4uk Posts: 174
    Hilarious! I love it!
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
    lol I like you OP - you are crazy ^^

    and this is oh so true as well - thanks for the pick up on a busy monday eve
  • Captain_Tightpants
    Captain_Tightpants Posts: 2,215 Member
    I actually didn't. I reached it second, but I shanked the first dude and took his place.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,458 Member
    Maybe not the best runner, but definitely can swim!
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    Now thats funny right there.... father Guido salutes you!!!!
  • iCACTUS
    iCACTUS Posts: 113
    *Beams*

    It is my pleasure to make you all laugh & smile.

    I hope you all had a wonderful day! <3
  • 2fit4fat
    2fit4fat Posts: 559 Member
    BAHAHA just what i needed tonight hopefully ill regain some of that speed over the next few months! (also explains why i LOVE water haha)
  • ctalimenti
    ctalimenti Posts: 865 Member
    HAAAAAA!!!!!!
  • shady81x
    shady81x Posts: 290
    :laugh: LOL <3

    Note to self: Gotta go for a swim sometime soon to not lose that ability!!
  • bulletprooff
    bulletprooff Posts: 77
    Does this mean I'm half the person I should be if my twin sister and I are in fact identical? :'(
  • Heidi64
    Heidi64 Posts: 211 Member
    You know, I never thought of myself as a competitive person, but I guess I have some ruthlessness in me after all. LOL!!:bigsmile:
  • TheGoblinRoad
    TheGoblinRoad Posts: 835 Member
    Only 'cuz I had on some real spiffy Nikes. None of that Reebok stuff.
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    LMAO!!! Brilliant :drinker:
  • Rodentranger
    Rodentranger Posts: 18
    Mind if I quote that on my fb wall?
  • MaddoxSR
    MaddoxSR Posts: 3
    So, technically, half myselfnwas the winner.

    The other half just sat there waiting for someone else to do all th work.

    Never mind. That still sounds like winning to me.
  • MinaAriel
    MinaAriel Posts: 138 Member
    LOL- Thanks for posting this. It is now my facebook status!
  • iCACTUS
    iCACTUS Posts: 113
    Mind if I quote that on my fb wall?

    Hahahaha, not at all! :bigsmile:
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    I'm going to start telling myself this everytime I have a bad day. Just going to repeat over and over "I reached the egg first"
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
    LOL- Thanks for posting this. It is now my facebook status!

    Ha. Mine too.
  • decemberjewel
    decemberjewel Posts: 22
    This is totally awesome! Thank you for making my night even better!! :heart:
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