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Dave198lbs
Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!
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  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!
  • MOMOFTWO29
    MOMOFTWO29 Posts: 8,276 Member
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    :laugh: Dave you are too funny.
  • jaymee85
    jaymee85 Posts: 20
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    He he that is so cheesy that its funny.
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
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    another dirty one....pig fell in the mud....ha
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
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    I cant decide how I feel about that one

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    LOL
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Oh brudda! :laugh:

    Where does Virgin Wool come from?

    Ugly Sheep! {ba-dum-dum} :bigsmile:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Oh brudda! :laugh:

    Where does Virgin Wool come from?

    Ugly Sheep! {ba-dum-dum} :bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • joonieB
    joonieB Posts: 101
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    My favorite:

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    How do you make a lemon drop ?

    Hold it and let it go.
  • tomyhealth
    tomyhealth Posts: 181
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I needed a laugh today, Thanks.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    A dog was tied to a 15 foot rope, but walked 25 feet in a straight line. How come?


    The rope wasn't tied to anything.
  • mamaof2girls
    mamaof2girls Posts: 332 Member
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    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it!:laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Two fish swim in to a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam"
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    A woman calls the airline office in Chicago and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Seattle?"

    The clerk says to her, "Just a second."

    "Thank you." the lady says, and hangs up.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    A woman calls the airline office in Chicago and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Seattle?"

    The clerk says to her, "Just a second."

    "Thank you." the lady says, and hangs up.

    :laugh: I like that one.

    I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
    He asked "How flexible are you?" I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".
  • LosingIt4good
    LosingIt4good Posts: 1,214 Member
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    If only it were this simple :laugh: ]
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

    The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"

    and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."



    They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
  • xbonbonx
    xbonbonx Posts: 170
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    haha :laugh:
  • rachmj526
    rachmj526 Posts: 82 Member
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    :laugh:

    These are all great!

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