a dirty one

Dave198lbs
Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!

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  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!
  • MOMOFTWO29
    MOMOFTWO29 Posts: 8,276 Member
    :laugh: Dave you are too funny.
  • jaymee85
    jaymee85 Posts: 20
    He he that is so cheesy that its funny.
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
    another dirty one....pig fell in the mud....ha
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I cant decide how I feel about that one

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    LOL
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Oh brudda! :laugh:

    Where does Virgin Wool come from?

    Ugly Sheep! {ba-dum-dum} :bigsmile:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Oh brudda! :laugh:

    Where does Virgin Wool come from?

    Ugly Sheep! {ba-dum-dum} :bigsmile:

    :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • joonieB
    joonieB Posts: 101
    My favorite:

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick!
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    How do you make a lemon drop ?

    Hold it and let it go.
  • tomyhealth
    tomyhealth Posts: 181
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I needed a laugh today, Thanks.
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    A dog was tied to a 15 foot rope, but walked 25 feet in a straight line. How come?


    The rope wasn't tied to anything.
  • mamaof2girls
    mamaof2girls Posts: 332 Member
    How do you make a tissue dance?

    Put a little boogie in it!:laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Two fish swim in to a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam"
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    A woman calls the airline office in Chicago and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Seattle?"

    The clerk says to her, "Just a second."

    "Thank you." the lady says, and hangs up.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    A woman calls the airline office in Chicago and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Seattle?"

    The clerk says to her, "Just a second."

    "Thank you." the lady says, and hangs up.

    :laugh: I like that one.

    I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
    He asked "How flexible are you?" I replied, "I can't come on Tuesdays".
  • LosingIt4good
    LosingIt4good Posts: 1,214 Member
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    If only it were this simple :laugh: ]
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

    The first moron said "These look like deer tracks,"

    and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."



    They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
  • xbonbonx
    xbonbonx Posts: 170
    haha :laugh:
  • rachmj526
    rachmj526 Posts: 82 Member
    :laugh:

    These are all great!
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Sally opened her refrigerator and was surprised to find a rabbit inside.

    "What are you doing in my refrigerator,"she said.

    "Isn't this a Westinghouse?" the rabbit asks.

    "Yes it is," Sally replied.

    "Well I'm westing" said the rabbit
  • 72lori
    72lori Posts: 6,791 Member
    Dirty Fruit
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  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Customer: Could you please call me a cab?

    Clerk: OK... "You're a cab."
  • DivaLisa
    DivaLisa Posts: 29
    :laugh: love them
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Two cows were talking and the first cow says

    "hey, I'm really worried about this mad cow disease"

    and the second cow says "I'm not worried, I'm a Buick !"
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hey , could I get a beer please"
    The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
    The mushroom says "Why not.... I'm a Fungi!"

    :bigsmile:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

    "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
  • BxMom
    BxMom Posts: 363
    Dirty Fruit
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    I'm still lauging that was great:laugh: :laugh:
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