stalker is getting pretty active again.

UsedToBeHusky

Your pics are always the best!! :laugh:

MartiJJohnston

Can you get him to poke his head up one more time so you can snap a quick pic with your phone? I am dying to see what this weirdo looks like! I'm betting on beady eyes as a prominent feature... :huh:

crazycat80

Have you ever tried poking your head up at him, maybe start dressing like him, stalk him a little bit... Follow him to the bathroom, the lunchroom, whatever... Give him weird creepy smiles like you have a large kitchen knife in your desk just looking for a back to stab...

Espressocycle

Well, he is either a sweet, shy guy who will be the love of your life, or he will end up murdering you.

UsedToBeHusky

Have you ever tried poking your head up at him, maybe start dressing like him, stalk him a little bit... Follow him to the bathroom, the lunchroom, whatever... Give him weird creepy smiles like you have a large kitchen knife in your desk just looking for a back to stab...

I like this idea... tee hee.

Pocket_Pixi

You call him your stalker, which implies you have some level of fear of him. To me, inviting him to lunch is potentially dangerous and misleading. I would really reconsider.

Honestly, I had a stalker. I was never afraid of him, it was more annoyed than anything. the guy that was stalking me (and probably still would if he knew where I was located - I just moved at the beginning of the year but not because of him) is obsessed with me.. and has been for going on 5 years.


As for the original question... what if you invited him along for a group lunch??? its harder to kill someone if there is a group lol

_snw_

Can you get him to poke his head up one more time so you can snap a quick pic with your phone? I am dying to see what this weirdo looks like! I'm betting on beady eyes as a prominent feature... :huh:

i will accept your challenge.

If i'm not back in 20 minutes and you hear of a body found soaking in a tub of acid in Colorado - I need you all to tell the police it was Tetley.

bikermike5094

I would strike up a conversation with him about concealed weapons permits and hammer home that you always have a loaded 9MM within reach at all times.

UsedToBeHusky

Can you get him to poke his head up one more time so you can snap a quick pic with your phone? I am dying to see what this weirdo looks like! I'm betting on beady eyes as a prominent feature... :huh:

i will accept your challenge.

If i'm not back in 20 minutes and you hear of a body found soaking in a tub of acid in Colorado - I need you all to tell the police it was Tetley.

Hahaha! That will surely freak him out... you standing there taking pictures of him with your phone. LOL!

thecanface

see. that's funny.

on the other hand, he could be trying to visualize how my dismembered body would fit inside his freezer.

that's what i was thinkingggggg.. eeek!! i watch too much forensic files =/

stubbysticks

You could walk into his cube & ask him if he's accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord & Savior, then engage him in a lengthy & awkward conversation about some controversial Bible verse. Of course, you run the risk of him opening his desk drawer, pulling out his backpack & helmet & inviting you for a bike ride.

So maybe don't do that.

_snw_

i don't think i'm stressing the abnormal amount of social skills missing. The one time I surprised him coming in my cube, he literally mumbled for 30 seconds and then turned and bolted.

i got a picture.... uploading ...

cdngirl71

Toss a teabag on his desk and say, "Any time big boy!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: now that would be funny!!

_snw_

alright - they are in my profile pics .. last two. Piss poor quality but he scatters when he sees me. and my friend wasn't there so i couldn't sit in his cube.

WifeNMama

Maybe he has a mental illness which prevents him from recognizing regular social cues. Talk to your human resources rep and discreetly let them know about the situation. They obviously won't divulge his personal information, but they could take steps to make sure that he is taking his medication if he has any, or suggest he be evaluated for certain conditions.
If he has no mental issues, then the human resources rep can perhaps go over some lessons with him about socially acceptable behavior in the work place.
And I highly suggest not posting his picture on the internet. That is just asking for trouble.

PlunderBunneh

You just snuck pictures of him on your cell phone, uploaded them to the internet, and shared them with your online buddies on the second thread you posted all about him.

And he's the stalker :huh:


But really, he sounds like he's just trying to get to know you, but has no idea how to conduct a conversation.

_snw_

You just snuck pictures of him on your cell phone, uploaded them to the internet, and shared them with your online buddies on the second thread you posted all about him.

And he's the stalker :huh:


But really, he sounds like he's just trying to get to know you, but has no idea how to conduct a conversation.

hahahhaaa. I have zero witty retort to this.

_snw_

Maybe he has a mental illness which prevents him from recognizing regular social cues. Talk to your human resources rep and discreetly let them know about the situation. They obviously won't divulge his personal information, but they could take steps to make sure that he is taking his medication if he has any, or suggest he be evaluated for certain conditions.
If he has no mental issues, then the human resources rep can perhaps go over some lessons with him about socially acceptable behavior in the work place.
And I highly suggest not posting his picture on the internet. That is just asking for trouble.

awww, where's the humor in that?

But really ... I would never ever post a picture of him (that you could actually SEE who he was) online. That's a big over the top. And I honestly am not asking for actual advice of what to do. this is just a "chit chat" board - not a "serious issues" board. I'm just entertaining myself and some others, obviously not everyone, by giving just enough details to laugh about a situation - nothing to get all serious about. :flowerforyou:

NewTeena

After lunch have someone check his cache for tips on kidnapping and hidden surveillance.

DO THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You call him your stalker, which implies you have some level of fear of him. To me, inviting him to lunch is potentially dangerous and misleading. I would really reconsider.

Does not imply fear...it just implies some dude is being weird...I had a stalker once..soooo was not scared of the dude...he was just a weirdo that didn't know how to deal with his hard on for me...lol

see. that's funny.

on the other hand, he could be trying to visualize how my dismembered body would fit inside his freezer.

LMAO^^^^^ but hey you never know! (insert creepy music here)

My daughter has someone she refers to as a stalker and he frightens her. I guess I assume everyone would feel the same because anti stalking laws weren't created because people found stalkers amusing.

parys1

The one time I surprised him coming in my cube,

He was coming in your cube? :noway: Ew. Bleach.

pauljsolie

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