What is this?!

CaWaterBug8
CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
edited November 9 in Chit-Chat
It's lunch time and I am supper hungry without a lunch and what happens? My mother walks into the office with a gargantuan pizza and tells me to eat it. WTH?!?! Doesn't she understand I'm on MFP and trying to get healthy?

It gets even better. She places a cannoli on my desk and says she got it just for me. This is not just any cannoli; it's chocolate covered with the filling oozing out covered in mini chocolate chips and powdered sugar. One of my favorite things from that pizza place.


It's official. I think she's trying to sabotage me and my weight loss. Why?!?!
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  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    Because your mother is a *kitten*. :flowerforyou:
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    i never liked your mother. she's always kept us apart.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Because your mother is a *kitten*. :flowerforyou:

    THIS
  • ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll
    ffuunnnnyy__ggiirrll Posts: 431
    Because your mother is a *kitten* and jealous of you.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Because your mother is a *kitten*. :flowerforyou:

    Finally someone agrees with me!
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    Toss the pizza on the floor, and tell her sorry for party rocking. 554703174v2_460x460_Front_padToSquare-true.jpg
  • grapenutSF
    grapenutSF Posts: 648 Member
    Your mother meant to give that cannoli to me. Give me my f'n cannoli back.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    She's a jealous *****.
  • Linda916
    Linda916 Posts: 124 Member
    Because your mother is a *kitten*. :flowerforyou:


    baaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa This actually made me, quite literally, L O L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Best Reply!
    Winner!!
  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
    throw it all in the trash and say u wasted yur money b.itch!!
  • seehawkmomma
    seehawkmomma Posts: 815
    Because your mother is a *kitten*. :flowerforyou:

    ding ding ding
  • staceyseeger
    staceyseeger Posts: 778 Member
    I'll take the cannolli!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    Toss the pizza on the floor, and tell her sorry for party rocking. 554703174v2_460x460_Front_padToSquare-true.jpg

    I want to use this one day.

    PS you win the thread.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I would say it is your fault for letting your Mom know where you work.

    When my Mom tries to get a hold of me it like a Where's Waldo book. you got to hide like a ninja. :tongue: :tongue:

    ps do you know what she charges ...





    for pizza delivery.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Scarf down the whole pizza, savor the canoli, then go throw it all up in her shoes!!
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    l.gif
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    You should re-gift it, or give it to a hobo.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I would say it is your fault for letting your Mom know where you work.

    When my Mom tries to get a hold of me it like a Where's Waldo book. you got to hide like a ninja. :tongue: :tongue:

    ps do you know what she charges ...





    for pizza delivery.

    Honestly, I wish my mom would go out of her way to do something like that for me. If I'm not right in front of her, I don't get diddly *kitten*.

    Sorry for that brief moment of brevity.... back to the sarcasm!!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Spray it with Windex.

    Or, eat it, and do a bunch of Tae Bo to cancel it out :)
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    Also, have you checked her text messages? Dollars to doughnuts, if she's sabotaging you, she's cheating on you too.
  • melg126
    melg126 Posts: 378
    Because your mother is a *kitten*. :flowerforyou:

    LOL OMG!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    You should shoot her. I hear a 45 works well.
  • PinkGoth
    PinkGoth Posts: 37 Member
    Feels like an alien from outer space - what is a cannoli? :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You should shoot her. I hear a 45 works well.

    And then she should use all of the inheritance money to go on the Soul Train cruise!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Feels like an alien from outer space - what is a cannoli? :laugh:

    Something yummy and creamy and delicious!! :love:
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Also, have you checked her text messages? Dollars to doughnuts, if she's sabotaging you, she's cheating on you too.
    Not to mention pregnant...and making racist comments.
  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
    Feels like an alien from outer space - what is a cannoli? :laugh:


    sounds like a pasta thingy LOL..but i doubt it since is dredged in chocolate!
    i guess that makes two of us!
  • ionlyhavesporx
    ionlyhavesporx Posts: 120
    I'll take the cannolli!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I bet you will..... **wink wink**
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Feels like an alien from outer space - what is a cannoli? :laugh:
    Oh my god...do yourself a favor and get one. Now. No, really.
    cannoli1_600.jpg
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    Spray it with Windex.

    Or, eat it, and do a bunch of Tae Bo to cancel it out :)


    Or spray it with windex and then eat it.. I am pretty sure windex reduces calories - it does cure all ailments.
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