A MESSAGE TO MY MUFFIN.

DatEpicChick
DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Dead Muffin Top,

I know we have been through a lot, we have enjoyed so many different types of ice cream and cakes. Remember those homemade cookies we made for Christmas dinner that we ate half of before the party? It's been a wonderful year with you, and we have both GROWN so much and that is why i have something to tell you. And unfortunately it is time for me to move on. No, there is not another muffin in my life, i am removing all muffins and you are the first to go. It's not me, it truly is you. You sit there and hang over my pants and jiggle. I know that you are just doing what muffin tops do best, but you are looking more and more fresh out of the oven with every candy bar i consume. I hope you understand that i need to get you out of my life because it is not healthy to hold to you any longer. You can keep my over sized pants, granny panties, and diet pills that don't work, but i want my sexy yoga pants back that you would never let me wear.

I don't know if you saw this coming, but, i hate you, a lot, and i hope you melt away.

Sincerely,
Your Ex-Muffin Mama

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  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    Ditto to mine! :drinker:
  • Reasie26
    Reasie26 Posts: 102 Member
    hahahahahaha!!! Yes!!! I think I will be plagerizing your letter and sending a copy to my own sweet muffin....
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    um...

    nevermind
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers
    Till I talked to your daddy, he say
    He said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
    Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
    I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
    Oh, the times I could reminisce
    'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
    Only started with a little kiss
    Like this!

    Aerosmith....
  • buglass10
    buglass10 Posts: 19 Member
    Haha!that was hilarious! Love it. Its help me break up with my own muffins ha!x
  • hellokathy
    hellokathy Posts: 540 Member
    That's amazing! <3
  • littlebuddy84
    littlebuddy84 Posts: 995 Member
    Lol love it!
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    =D my muffin needed a good WHAT FOR
  • lisakyle_11
    lisakyle_11 Posts: 420 Member
    um...

    nevermind

    guess both of our minds are in the gutter.
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    um...

    nevermind

    guess both of our minds are in the gutter.

    ewww....
  • ActorGirl1476
    ActorGirl1476 Posts: 221 Member
    funny!
  • ShrinkingChelle
    ShrinkingChelle Posts: 187
    I <3 That, made my evening :)
  • NightOwl1
    NightOwl1 Posts: 881 Member
    um...

    nevermind

    guess both of our minds are in the gutter.

    Mine too. Hard to read this headline any other way. I had "Poker Face" playing in my head when I saw it.
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