National Granny Panty Day

lbetancourt

I declare today National Granny Panty Day. I will never understand why MEN want women to wear lacey, see thru, tinie-tiny, g-stringy panties. It’s not comfortable & it doesn’t make me feel sexy when something is going up my >>. I am not a Victoria Secret angel, I don’t have wings, I can’t even fly. What is wrong with wearing a pretty, neutral colored & comfortable panty that conceals the embarrassing visible panty line? Since when is comfort and class considered “granny”? AND, since when are tightie wighties or god forsaken boring checkered boxer shorts sexy?? I say, I am THROWING away the g-strings & lace, replacing them with all brand new GRANNY panties… cause it makes me feel OH, SO SEXY!

Ok, I am over it. HAPPY FRIDAY!