Zombie Awareness Day

Shannon023

and for Dave - :laugh:





This has been a Public Service Announcement. Thank you.

Shannon023

and for Dave - :laugh:





This has been a Public Service Announcement. Thank you.

TamTastic

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh man! Are you bored Shannon????

FitnessGeek

OMG Solanum is here!

Where is Ash when we need him?!?

kimber607

That t-shirt is hysterical

Kim

Shannon023

Zombie's appreciate good literature too.

TamTastic

My friends hubby could care less about most scary movies but hates zombie movies.

Because they're so realistic????:huh: :laugh:

Shannon023

"Disheveled Appearance" - uh-oh! :embarassed:

FitnessGeek

DON'T PANIC!

Solanum works by traveling through the bloodstream from the point of entry to the brain, where the virus replicates in the cells of the frontal lobe, thus turning the frontal lobe into an entirely new organ that does not need food, water, or even air to survive; it can be described as a completely self-sufficient organism.

Their one and only goal after being infected will be to find and devour other individuals. With the blood to its brain gone the patient is basically brain dead, making it rely only on its lowest and most basic needs such as food. The only way to stop this is to destroy the brain or remove the head.

The symptoms occur in the following order. The timeline may be several hours off, depending on the number and location of the bites, and the size and resilience of the victim.

Hour 1- Pain and discoloration of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the wound.

Hour 5- Fever between 99 °F. and 103 °F. Chills, slight dementia, vomiting, and acute pain in the joints.

Hour 8- Numbing of extremities and infected area, increased fever from 103 °F to 106 °F. Increased dementia and loss of muscular coordination.

Hour 11- Paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness, and slowed heart rate.

Hour 16- Coma.

Hour 20- Cardiac arrest and cessation of brain activity.

Hour 23- Reanimation.

Solanum is extremely contagious and 100% fatal. Physical contact with infected blood or saliva always results in infection. Ingestion of infected flesh results in permanent death unless the victim has open mouth sores. Solanum is fatal to all living organisms, though humans are the only organisms that will reanimate. Parasitic insects, such as mosquitoes, reject infected hosts 100% of the time. All animals will instinctively run, swim or fly away from infected persons.

NOW PANIC!

Shannon023

Hours 5-11 is called "Saturday night" for Natasha. :laugh:

janiebeth

Zombie's appreciate good literature too.

My 12 year old DD is reading - she loves it..

Anything to get her to read good literature...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

tashjs21

Hours 5-11 is called "Saturday night" for Natasha. :laugh:

:blushing: :blushing: I learned from the best.

Mireille

This may appeal to Max.

tashjs21

Shannon023

Maybe that should go under the recipe thread. :laugh:

tashjs21

Maybe that should go under the recipe thread. :laugh:

Or Dave's red meat thread??? :happy:

tashjs21

In case ya'll didn't know....

Shannon023

For the sensitive among us:

Dave198lbs

For the sensitive among us:

thank you'...finally....
compassion after all is my middle name:laugh:

tashjs21

For the sensitive among us:

And they are concerned with fitness too.

Shannon023

For the sensitive among us:

thank you'...finally....
compassion after all is my middle name:laugh:

Yep, that's what you're known for! :laugh:

Dave198lbs

For the sensitive among us:

thank you'...finally....
compassion after all is my middle name:laugh:

Yep, that's what you're known for! :laugh:

it is a fine line that I tread daily...spreading cheer and good will and reminding others with love that there is hope....a burden many have shunned but I "man up" and do my part all for the sake of health and happiness.....let us pray

tashjs21

For the sensitive among us:

thank you'...finally....
compassion after all is my middle name:laugh:

Yep, that's what you're known for! :laugh:

it is a fine line that I tread daily...spreading cheer and good will and reminding others with love that there is hope....a burden many have shunned but I "man up" and do my part all for the sake of health and happiness.....let us pray

:yawn:






Just kidding. We love you Dave! :drinker:

Shannon023

:laugh:

tashjs21

Bwahahahaha!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

TROUBLE2

you know there is a website for a zombie task force and they have vehicles and everything... you can hire them to do a training seminar on how to survice a zombie attack... they take it very seriously... its pretty funny some of the pictures they have... i wish i had the website... I will try to find it, and post it.


in the mean time... Shannon that is THE funniest shirt i have ever seen... lol

Dave198lbs

For the sensitive among us:

thank you'...finally....
compassion after all is my middle name:laugh:

Yep, that's what you're known for! :laugh:

it is a fine line that I tread daily...spreading cheer and good will and reminding others with love that there is hope....a burden many have shunned but I "man up" and do my part all for the sake of health and happiness.....let us pray

:yawn:






Just kidding. We love you Dave! :drinker:

prove it please

WillPillageYourVillageForFood

Just a reminder to get in your daily servings of brain today.

SHBoss1673

be careful all. zombies don't care if your windows are rolled up!

Shannon023

Just a reminder to get in your daily servings of brain today.

Sounds like that's what Dave looks like after having a steak.

Dave198lbs

Just a reminder to get in your daily servings of brain today.

Sounds like that's what Dave looks like after having a steak.

nothing quite like eating a bloody chunk of meat:laugh: