Pregnancy Q & A

ttoombs
ttoombs Posts: 220 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
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PREGNANCY Q & A !







Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.



Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.



Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.



Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?



Q : My
childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.



Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.



Q : Is there
any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labour?

A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.



Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.



Q : Our baby
was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal
again?

A: When the kids are in college.

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  • ttoombs
    ttoombs Posts: 220 Member
    , Oestrogen, and Women



    PREGNANCY Q & A !







    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

    A: No, 35 children is enough.



    Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

    A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.



    Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

    A: Childbirth.



    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
    borderline irrational.

    A: So what's your question?



    Q : My
    childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
    pressure. Is she right?

    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.



    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.



    Q : Is there
    any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
    labour?

    A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.



    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
    childbirth?

    A: Yes, pregnancy.



    Q : Our baby
    was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal
    again?

    A: When the kids are in college.
  • omid990
    omid990 Posts: 785 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    thats cute
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's funny!
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    :laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    :laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:

    Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:
  • Families_R_Forever
    Families_R_Forever Posts: 630
    LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    :laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:

    Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:
    GREAT! Jus a lil over 9 weeks to go!! You look great, how's ya been?
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    This is my personal fav!! :tongue:
    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:

    Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:
    GREAT! Jus a lil over 9 weeks to go!! You look great, how's ya been?

    9 weeks????? You've been preggo for over a year! :laugh:

    Good to see you, sweet thang! :smooched:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    :laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:

    Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:
    GREAT! Jus a lil over 9 weeks to go!! You look great, how's ya been?

    9 weeks????? You've been preggo for over a year! :laugh:

    Good to see you, sweet thang! :smooched:

    :smooched: good to see you too! It's felt more like a few weeks than a year... but I'm ready either way. I've forgotten what Sangria tastes like :tongue: See y'all around!
  • lydon10
    lydon10 Posts: 6 Member
    Loved that! Thank YOu!
  • Blossom01
    Blossom01 Posts: 658
    hahaha:laugh: : So true:laugh:
  • mrsyac2
    mrsyac2 Posts: 2,784 Member
    that was cute--
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    :laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:

    Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:

    Yeah, how are you?

    :flowerforyou:
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