A Husband Store

Blossom01

I got this in my mail and I thought I would share it although you would never find me on the second floor of wives :laugh: :laugh:

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward.. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Blossom01

I got this in my mail and I thought I would share it although you would never find me on the second floor of wives :laugh: :laugh:

Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward.. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

T he second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Wolfena

:laugh:

molsongirl

LOL :laugh: , that was a good chuckle, think i'll post it on my facebook! thanks!

Dave198lbs

:laugh:
could be true, eh ladies?

Losing_It

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Losing_It

:laugh:
could be true, eh ladies?

I'm thinkin' it could be!!

ktthegr8

LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

persian_dancer

I second this!! :laugh:

SHBoss1673

Ha!

arewethereyet

:laugh:
could be true, eh ladies?

I'm thinkin' it could be!!

oh ok......it is SO true:blushing:

ricksnaustin

So.....do they have a Returns Counter?

Blossom01

I do not know maybe they do laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

mfpme

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: !!! Tks Blossom!!:laugh: :laugh:

Gonna be added to my fav jokes list now!

chipper15173

DH just replied...."see we're easy to please".....
:laugh:

mfpme

DH just replied...."see we're easy to please".....
:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lmao!!

naugustyniak

So.....do they have a Returns Counter?

I was wondering the same thing.....also can you trade a broken down used model that you have had for 20 years on a new model?:laugh:

Tri_Dad

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

mfpme

This has got to be one of my all time fav jokes! I can't stop reading it! I must have read it like 10 times now!! Tks for posting it Blossom!! :laugh: :laugh:

Blossom01

I am glad you enjoyed it:flowerforyou:

Phoenix_Rising

:laugh:

Falcon

:laugh:

Heather125

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: