LMAO! NOOOO not the group...Literally!

WildFlower7

So I recently went with my grandpa to the mall to shop (he's 68 and needed shoes)
and when we were finished shopping, we decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My grandpa kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and found my grandpa staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my grandpa, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid...
“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

LOL!

sinistertitan

LOL! Love it!