Who appreciates real humor?

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  • morgthom75
    morgthom75 Posts: 127 Member
    Your mom appreciates my real humor. Booya!
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    Kettle, Black
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I really enjoy people who can laugh at themselves. Like if they leave themselves open for a joke and get all butthurt about it, that's not funny.

    Oh wait, yes it is....
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Oh, the irony.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    Not me...... I hate to laugh. I think it is highly overrated. It causes crow's feet anyway. And I get offended by things that other people think are *funny*. Ugh. It is disturbing how people can go around happy and making jokes all the time.


    i have always said that about you...behind your back of course.

    I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!! You are not getting anymore drunk texts from me at 2 in the morning!!! (tonight)


    awwww, i have to wait until Wednesday for drunk texts?!?!?
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    I love a good joke. I'm laughing right now. People that beg for attention, seriously make me chuckle.

    :laugh: ^5
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    That's not funny.

    What's not?
  • Tyler Fitzgerald: You know what I need? I need a drink. There's some ice and stuff back there. Why don't you make us all some old fashioneds?
    Ding Bell: "Old Fashions"? Do you think you oughta drink while you're flying?
    Tyler Fitzgerald: Well stop kidding, will ya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked "booze". It's the only way to fly!
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    That's not funny.
    What's not?
    The pic in the OP. Sorry -- was it supposed to be funny? :blushing:
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    Smiling requires using too many muscles and hurts my over worked abs.

    Maybe I'll have to start texting "LOL" to those that tell me to lighten up. Or wear a disclaimer on my forehead: "Did Abs today, can't laugh."
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    I have absolutely no sense of humor.

    But Dane Cook is the funniest guy out there.

    Love Dane Cook. I have a sense of humor that some people might even call black and vicious at times. Oh well, love me/love my humor.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Where are my people who appreciate humor? You know, the ones who can laugh at a joke. If you've ever had to tell someone to lighten up, I mean you. It seems like we are a dying breed. Come out and be proud!

    Weren't you the Queen of Uptightlandia before you changed your name (the one before this one) and started to position yourself as the "funny one"?

    You should post that as a success story! :flowerforyou:
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    You know, you're right. But have you seen any of that lately? No :smile:
    Perhaps people can change?
    I really enjoy people who can laugh at themselves. Like if they leave themselves open for a joke and get all butthurt about it, that's not funny.

    Oh wait, yes it is....

    I can definitely laugh at some of the issues of the past. I can also move on from them.

    Can everyone else?



    The purpose of this thread was to find funny people to fill my newsfeed with, not dredge up old negativity. I enjoy a good laugh, and I am looking for others who do the same. :flowerforyou:
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    my favorite saying is "lighten up Francis"
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    Of course you are. Your head looks like a kitty but when you swing around to check .. your butt smells like a dog.
  • farmers_daughter
    farmers_daughter Posts: 1,632 Member
    Love Blazing Saddles, yes, bring the funny on!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    That reminds me of the one about the nuns doing push-ups in a cucumber patch.

    It's funny but too offensive for MFP.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    Of course you are. Your head looks like a kitty but when you swing around to check .. your butt smells like a dog.

    Will, I'm not going to tell you again. STOP SNIFFING MY BUTT!
  • AlbertPooHoles
    AlbertPooHoles Posts: 530 Member
    Love Blazing Saddles, yes, bring the funny on!
    One of my all-time favorites, only rivaled by "Young Frankenstein".
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    Where are my people who appreciate humor? You know, the ones who can laugh at a joke. If you've ever had to tell someone to lighten up, I mean you. It seems like we are a dying breed. Come out and be proud!

    Weren't you the Queen of Uptightlandia before you changed your name (the one before this one) and started to position yourself as the "funny one"?

    You should post that as a success story! :flowerforyou:

    Hahha Uptightlandia made me spit water out all over the place..
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    Funny! Yes!
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    Of course you are. Your head looks like a kitty but when you swing around to check .. your butt smells like a dog.

    Will, I'm not going to tell you again. STOP SNIFFING MY BUTT!



    Speaking of denial .... you know you love it!!! You pretend to get all ticklish n stuff but I know inside you're just burning for more.
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
    The purpose of this thread was to find funny people to fill my newsfeed with, not dredge up old negativity. I enjoy a good laugh, and I am looking for others who do the same. :flowerforyou:
    You should clarify, mom. You just want funny WOMEN!

    Uh huh... I applied to that club and got an ol' stinky booty in my face! :noway:

    I'm chill though because I get to see what's going on through my other frendzzz.... :drinker:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    My wife is stand up comedian by trade, so I have no choice. :bigsmile:

    Give her my respect. Tough profession for a woman.
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    i like turtles
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    i like turtles
    I'm sitting on one's head right now.
  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    The purpose of this thread was to find funny people to fill my newsfeed with, not dredge up old negativity. I enjoy a good laugh, and I am looking for others who do the same. :flowerforyou:
    You should clarify, mom. You just want funny WOMEN!

    Uh huh... I applied to that club and got an ol' stinky booty in my face! :noway:

    Sorry, KC! You're still cool, though. :flowerforyou:
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member

    You know, you're right. But have you seen any of that lately? No :smile:
    Perhaps people can change?


    Not worth it.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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    Of course you are. Your head looks like a kitty but when you swing around to check .. your butt smells like a dog.

    Will, I'm not going to tell you again. STOP SNIFFING MY BUTT!



    Speaking of denial .... you know you love it!!! You pretend to get all ticklish n stuff but I know inside you're just burning for more.

    Oh yes, it's burning all right. Thanks a lot for THAT by the way....
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