The worst thing a woman can say to a man!!

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  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,985 Member
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    Baby, she's so sexy... please?!?! (or maybe that's just my husband...)
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
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    Honestly... size doesn't matter... it's what you do with it that counts!
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,847 Member
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    Baby, she's so sexy... please?!?! (or maybe that's just my husband...)
    c'mon babe - it'll be our secret...
  • WickedMouse
    WickedMouse Posts: 343 Member
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    Awww its so cute!
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    "My period JUST passed".... 9 months later :-\
  • LelliAmi
    LelliAmi Posts: 327 Member
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    "It's the thought that counts" (referring to a gift), as well as "You tried. You're probably just having an off-day..again." (referring to a "gift" *wink, wink*)
  • CorinthiaB
    CorinthiaB Posts: 488 Member
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    Is it still soft?
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
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    Sex is over-rated anyway...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz......
  • lisaslim1976
    lisaslim1976 Posts: 145
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    pull my nightie down when you've finished!
  • DQMD
    DQMD Posts: 193
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    I have a headache...

    Is it in yet?

    Umm...that was fast..

    Do I need to draw you a map?

    I am late BUT you are one of 3..

    IF you don't marry me, I will....

    Do you REALLY need to hang out with your friends..I should be enough for you...

    Umm..I had a little accident with the car..the tow truck is on the way
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
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    She comes out in granny panties.....

    NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
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    1+

    Is it in yet?
  • CynthiaCollin
    CynthiaCollin Posts: 406 Member
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    "Honey, I am never cooking or cleaning ever again!!!"
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    "Don`t worry,one more operation and that thing will be gone".
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
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    oh...I thought it was "is it in?"


    :laugh: shots fired!

    hysterical
  • SingSmileLaugh
    SingSmileLaugh Posts: 278
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    pull my nightie down when you've finished!

    wooahhhhh!
  • sergetns73
    sergetns73 Posts: 172 Member
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    pull my nightie down when you've finished!

    wooahhhhh!

    that is nasty, hope it dont happend for real
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,829 Member
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    "It wasn't THAT expensive..."
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    oh...I thought it was "is it in?"
    This

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