Good for a laugh!

AwesomelyAmber

Received in a work email... LOL loved it!


The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls.

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... I knew that 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos or MIDNIGHT!).
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him, "Midnight, honey. Just like I promised."
He didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Smugly, I told myself that I had gotten away with that one!

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said,

"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said:
'Oh, ****!',
then it cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another three times,
giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

mnishi

bahahahaha. That's a good one.

AngelEyes127

LMAO!!!! You couldn't make something like that up! That's hysterical!!!!! :laugh:

ElizabethRoad

LMAO!!!! You couldn't make something like that up! That's hysterical!!!!! :laugh:

Clearly someone could...

perrybucsdad

OMG does my chest hurt from laughing so much. Thanks, I loved that one!!

AngelEyes127

LMAO!!!! You couldn't make something like that up! That's hysterical!!!!! :laugh:

Clearly someone could...

Thanks for the clarification MFP joke police! It appears that you have a lot of friends on this forum from what I can see. WOW... A type "A" personality who thinks they can do no wrong and know everything. I will sleep better now that you straightened that out for me.

AwesomelyAmber

Glad you liked it all! :flowerforyou: