MEN ONLY
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Pffft. My son beats me in Black Ops amd MW3. I'll crush you in Gears or War 3
If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
GOW 3 is pretty awesome. I have recently been sucked into Mass Effect lately. My boyfriend has been feeling neglected. lol0 -
Why doesnt the peanut butter trick work on women?0
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HAHAHAHAHAH! Right?!
Only we can do this!
girls can too... it just requires being pantsless, lots more foot work, and the hope that you don't pee on yourself! :laugh:
Can you dot the i? That is the skill!
Why do you think we do kegel exercises? For the sex?! :laugh:0 -
I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
youre my hero!!!0 -
Consider this men's only party CRASHED :drinker: :drinker:0
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Playing Skyrim until mass Effect 3 is released.
Pffft. My son beats me in Black Ops amd MW3. I'll crush you in Gears or War 3
If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
GOW 3 is pretty awesome. I have recently been sucked into Mass Effect lately. My boyfriend has been feeling neglected. lol0 -
Why doesnt the peanut butter trick work on women?
Why DOES it work on men? lol0 -
seriously crashed.. lol0
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Playing Skyrim until mass Effect 3 is released.
Pffft. My son beats me in Black Ops amd MW3. I'll crush you in Gears or War 3
If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
GOW 3 is pretty awesome. I have recently been sucked into Mass Effect lately. My boyfriend has been feeling neglected. lol
Did you pre-order so you could get the black hole gun? I can't wait to test that out.0 -
Of course...noob
Playing Skyrim until mass Effect 3 is released.
Pffft. My son beats me in Black Ops amd MW3. I'll crush you in Gears or War 3
If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
GOW 3 is pretty awesome. I have recently been sucked into Mass Effect lately. My boyfriend has been feeling neglected. lol
Did you pre-order so you could get the black hole gun? I can't wait to test that out.0 -
Damn! Open a window in here!! :sick: :sick:0
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Of course...noob
Playing Skyrim until mass Effect 3 is released.
Pffft. My son beats me in Black Ops amd MW3. I'll crush you in Gears or War 3
If you haven't already, you're going to make a lucky man a very happy one.Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
Yeah, my boyfriend is pretty happy with me. Our first date was a strip club, my choice. Last Christmas I bought him a PX4 Storm Subcompact and CPL classes. He will also admit that I kick his a** in Halo and Call of Duty. lol
GOW 3 is pretty awesome. I have recently been sucked into Mass Effect lately. My boyfriend has been feeling neglected. lol
Did you pre-order so you could get the black hole gun? I can't wait to test that out.
Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.0 -
This x 1000 (except I don't curse, but I do like getting filthy and using power tools and hitting things with a hammer).I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
Sorry to rain on your men-only parade, but saying "men only" is a guaranteed way to have the girls flock here, too.0 -
LOL...you don't talk much online do you?Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.0 -
This x 1000 (except I don't curse, but I do like getting filthy and using power tools and hitting things with a hammer).I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
Sorry to rain on your men-only parade, but saying "men only" is a guaranteed way to have the girls flock here, too.
I have been trolling since I saw the topic come up. It was too hard to stay away.0 -
LOL...you don't talk much online do you?Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.
No, not really. I don't dedicate THAT much time into video games.0 -
Just calling you a noob is very mild in the xbox live world.
LOL...you don't talk much online do you?Hey, a lot of people don't, just asking.
No, not really. I don't dedicate THAT much time into video games.0 -
I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
Wow! What a coincidence! I can to all the above and also have Boobs!0 -
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I cuss like the child of a trucker & a sailor.
All of previously stated bodily functions: CHECK.
I also like football, baseball, hockey, NASCAR & various other sports.
I like fishing...salt water, preferably.
And...
I HAVE BOOBS! :bigsmile: :drinker: :bigsmile: :drinker:0 -
I forgot, I can also fix things around the house without really knowing what I'm doing and zap or cut myself in the process in order to avoid calling a repairman - usually with a beer in hand! :drinker:
Why are we not married?0 -
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A woman who knows her beer is hot. A woman who drinks and IPA with me is hotter. A woman who lets me sit on her lap as she drinks an IPA faster than me....HOTTEST.0
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Video games, boobs, cars, guns, and beer. That is all I need in life. Oh, and a nooner at least four times a week.
This. And I like boobs. Oh, and football.
Agreed!0 -
I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
Hahahahaha I LOVE it!!!!!
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I can fart, belch, scratch, spit & curse with the best of them.... AND I HAVE BOOBS!
And you like Asian women. Your in.
I'm Asian
and I love video games.. sorry I just destroyed this thread. :sick: 0 -
im going to build a giant cage.
then hang a "men only" sign out front.
just to catch women.0 -
im going to build a giant cage.
then hang a "men only" sign out front.
just to catch women.
Smart man.0 -
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:laugh:
This is the funniest thing I have read all day!!!0
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