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hgam1
hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
FREE! YORKSHIRE TERRIER..
8 years old. Hateful little *kitten*. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
Half Cocker Spaniel, half sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

FOR SALE - Small herd of COWS - NEVER BRED.
also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell Hotpoint washer/drier £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once, by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set - Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month and wife knows everything..

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  • hgam1
    hgam1 Posts: 237 Member
    FREE! YORKSHIRE TERRIER..
    8 years old. Hateful little *kitten*. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES
    Half Cocker Spaniel, half sneaky neighbour's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog . . able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.

    FOR SALE - Small herd of COWS - NEVER BRED.
    also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell Hotpoint washer/drier £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once, by mistake. Call Stephanie.

    And the best one:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set - Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month and wife knows everything..
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
    LOL those are great! :laugh: :laugh:
  • rstarks54
    rstarks54 Posts: 163
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • amanda11475
    amanda11475 Posts: 599
    :laugh: soooo funny :laugh:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once, by mistake. Call Stephanie.
    LMAO
  • fullofjoy720
    fullofjoy720 Posts: 161
    :laugh:
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • bootsnspurs4horses
    bootsnspurs4horses Posts: 76
    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Those are funny!
  • ktthegr8
    ktthegr8 Posts: 479
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  • sculpy3
    sculpy3 Posts: 17
    :happy: :happy: those are great
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