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LauraMacNCheese
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Why is there Braille on Drive-up ATMs? If you need Braille, you shouldn’t be driving…
Why, Why, Whydo we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will ever open from the first end you try?
How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so; why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That really hurt you dumb *kitten*, why don't you watch where you're going?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Why, Why, Whydo we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check?
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will ever open from the first end you try?
How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so; why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That really hurt you dumb *kitten*, why don't you watch where you're going?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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Oh my gosh, those were great. I have always wondered about the Kamikaze thing. Thanks for the laugh!!!!!0
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why are there interstates in Hawaii???0
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Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?
Very cruel when you're a child with one!0 -
those were great!! ty :flowerforyou:0
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WHY, WHY, WHY does all the bad stuff taste so good????????????0
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@ Funny_Girl...your profile pic is too awesome for words. :drinker:0
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Why haven't we yet figured out the whole "muscle weighs more than fat" debacle? :laugh:0
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cute jokes!!!0
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@ Funny_Girl...your profile pic is too awesome for words. :drinker:
They pulled my thread, let's see if they let me keep it as a profile pic!0 -
No matter how many times I read this and similar type postings, they always make me laugh! So true!0
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@ Funny_Girl...your profile pic is too awesome for words. :drinker:
Agreed! and Lauramac...you are too awesome for words. You always start the best threads. Terrific sense of humor.:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:0 -
:laugh: i admit to the vacuum cleaner one.
why do i always drop my phone on hard floors!? i never drop my phone on the carpet or rug! :ohwell:0 -
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?0
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AGREED.@ Funny_Girl...your profile pic is too awesome for words. :drinker:0 -
I'm guilty of picking up the string and then putting it down to try to vacuum again :laugh: :laugh:0
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I NEVER say "that is okay" when someone rams my ankles with the shopping cart! They can say sorry all they want but I am not saying it is okay...watch where you are going!!! That hurts!0
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Love this!!! LMFAO0
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@ Funny_Girl...your profile pic is too awesome for words. :drinker:
Agreed! and Lauramac...you are too awesome for words. You always start the best threads. Terrific sense of humor.:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
Thanks Hoppy! It's always fun to share some laughs :bigsmile:0 -
@ Funny_Girl...your profile pic is too awesome for words. :drinker:
Awesome does not come close lmao0 -
If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?0
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Why is there Braille on Drive-up ATMs? If you need Braille, you shouldn’t be driving…
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This was actually just answered on yahoo! news yesterday... a blind person can be in a vehicle that drives through the ATM and that blind person deserves the same privacy as you and I do, even though they may not be driving the car.
As for the rest...it was funny!0 -
why do people say "I slept like a baby when we all know babies do not sleep well!"
Why does Goofy stand on his hind legs whilst pluto goes on all fours.0 -
Good ones!!0
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Why is the word Abbreviation so long?0
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Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke?
This was the winner for me lol0 -
Why are they called buildings when they're already built? They should be called builts!
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
And lastly, if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? And how can someone claim to be both!?0 -
Were Roman IV's called fours?
How come when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not a door?
Isn't the easiest way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.0 -
lol awesome... why do hot dogs come in pack of 10 and buns in packs or 8?0
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Hilarious...thanks for sharing!0
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?0
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