Smart old Man (JOKE)

chrissyh

This old farmer has a great little pond in his backyard. He decides it's perfect for swimming and picnics - he fixes up the area with picnic tables, cherry, apple and pear trees, and a BBQ.

One day he decides to head down to pick some fresh fruit as he approaches the pond he hears laughter and chatter...when he gets there he sees 3 young women skinny dipping and they scream and swim to the deep end away from the old man holding his pail. He tells the girls not to wory he doesn't want to scare them and not to get out of the water and he doesn't want to see them naked. The girls breath a sigh of releif....he then says I am just here to feed the alligator......smart old man!

chrissyh

This old farmer has a great little pond in his backyard. He decides it's perfect for swimming and picnics - he fixes up the area with picnic tables, cherry, apple and pear trees, and a BBQ.

One day he decides to head down to pick some fresh fruit as he approaches the pond he hears laughter and chatter...when he gets there he sees 3 young women skinny dipping and they scream and swim to the deep end away from the old man holding his pail. He tells the girls not to wory he doesn't want to scare them and not to get out of the water and he doesn't want to see them naked. The girls breath a sigh of releif....he then says I am just here to feed the alligator......smart old man!

tashjs21

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mamaof2girls

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buffjess

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i love it!!!!

xbonbonx

ahahaha that's a good one! :laugh: