I once knew someone who.....

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spskinny
spskinny Posts: 96 Member
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- had a sudden sever asthma attack, and so demanded a sponge bath in the hospital to help her breathe better, ya know to clear her pores.... those breathable kind?
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    - had a sudden sever asthma attack, and so demanded a sponge bath in the hospital to help her breathe better, ya know to clear her pores.... those breathable kind?

    The steam from a bath can really help open the lungs, like a steam room can
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    That would make sense, but she wanted a sponge bath for her skin pores :)
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