"I have Manboobs and I Know IT"

FORKDOWN
FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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(set to the LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" song)

When I walk on by
Gurls be like damn its a guy

I pick to the beat
Walking down the street trying to be discreet

This is how I roll
Big Mams out of control

Gurl dont like at that body
Gurl dont look at that body
Gurl dont look at that body
They stick out
Gurl dont like at that body
Gurl dont look at that body
Gurl dont look at that body
They stick out

When I go to the pool
This is what I see
People stare at me like I just done peed.

I have Manboobs and I know it.


jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle

I have Manboobs and I know it.
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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • jezlightyear
    jezlightyear Posts: 167 Member
    love it! someone should sing this if they haven't already!
  • Clarecbear82
    Clarecbear82 Posts: 369 Member
    Lol my other half changes the words to maroon fives "move like jagger" to "moobs like jabba" I now even catch myself singing the wrong words
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    lol moobies. mine have been disappearing after 25 years of them
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for the chuckles! :flowerforyou:
  • Kelleinna
    Kelleinna Posts: 160
    Lol my other half changes the words to maroon fives "move like jagger" to "moobs like jabba" I now even catch myself singing the wrong words

    Your other half is a genius, and I'm now going to crack up in Zumba class because I'll be singing "Moobs like Jabba" in my head and also "Manboobs and I Know It".

    Fortunately, I have girl boobs. ;)
  • jknoell
    jknoell Posts: 254 Member
    hilarious!!!
  • rayleansout
    rayleansout Posts: 234
    That is freaking funnny!! No worries, mine are not as tight as i would like either,.. Just keep pushing!!
  • whitneyann0
    whitneyann0 Posts: 327 Member
    Hehehe :laugh: :laugh:

    Thanks for putting a smile on my face! :happy: :tongue:
  • getfitdiva
    getfitdiva Posts: 1,148 Member
    LMFAO!!!
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    :laugh: You goof!
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I came for the boobs. I am disappoint.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I came for the boobs. I am disappoint.

    For you :flowerforyou:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRancwdSEIE52fLeoD05nQKKN1L9wsy_NcL9edL1WOJSj5aw5iO
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I came for the boobs. I am disappoint.

    Yeah, I know!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I came for the boobs. I am disappoint.

    For you :flowerforyou:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRancwdSEIE52fLeoD05nQKKN1L9wsy_NcL9edL1WOJSj5aw5iO

    Come on, Laura! You can do better than this!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Come on, Laura! You can do better than this!

    Well, I was going to post of pic of Jack Nicholson; but I didn't want to be responsible for the mass projectile vomiting that would ensue. Edited to say: So I found this one instead...for your viewing pleasure:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSE_hL1mjnqe8ln5VKiJSmQEIuyEr2VGi_fIjHBIbrmj6oNBYh76w
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Come on, Laura! You can do better than this!

    Well, I was going to post of pic of Jack Nicholson; but I didn't want to be responsible for the mass projectile vomiting that would ensue. Edited to say: So I found this one instead...for your viewing pleasure:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSE_hL1mjnqe8ln5VKiJSmQEIuyEr2VGi_fIjHBIbrmj6oNBYh76w

    Somebody please remind me to be careful what I ask for!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Come on, Laura! You can do better than this!

    Well, I was going to post of pic of Jack Nicholson; but I didn't want to be responsible for the mass projectile vomiting that would ensue. Edited to say: So I found this one instead...for your viewing pleasure:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSE_hL1mjnqe8ln5VKiJSmQEIuyEr2VGi_fIjHBIbrmj6oNBYh76w

    I could post my pic shurtless.
    :embarassed:
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Come on, Laura! You can do better than this!

    Well, I was going to post of pic of Jack Nicholson; but I didn't want to be responsible for the mass projectile vomiting that would ensue. Edited to say: So I found this one instead...for your viewing pleasure:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSE_hL1mjnqe8ln5VKiJSmQEIuyEr2VGi_fIjHBIbrmj6oNBYh76w

    Please do!

    I could post my pic shurtless.
    :embarassed:

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