Valentines day!?!?! Is it a day for amateurs!?!?!?

BEERRUNNER

We are coming upon a time, known as Valentine's Day, that makes Smoove very uneasy. Most people must consider this holiday synonymous with Beerrunner and his seductive ways. But if the truth be told, BR(myself) does not much care for St. Valentine's Day.
This is, undoubtedly, a shock to my friends, who worship me as a king of seduction. I know from the messages I get that many of you use my moves and words to aid them in making their own Valentine's Day a little more special. And to them, I say, stop biting on my styles. For serious, you don't steal another man's seductive moves and pass them off as your own. This thread will allow you to observe a serious player play. That is all. Get your own skills.

Damn!!!:devil:

Just trying to get the freshest, most succulent strawberries to dip in melted artisan chocolate can be a total nightmare on Valentine's Day. I have spent hours in shops searching for fruit that meets my exacting standards, until I've grow so frustrated that I'm forced to come up with an alternate solution. You see, Beerrunner invented hand-feeding chocolate-covered fruit to ladies back in 2007, and he rightfully feels that he should have first dibs on these items.

To be continued...........

Carl01

I will advise the ladies of this sometime.

BEERRUNNER

Despite these inconveniences, the main reason Beerrunner does not like Valentine's Day is that women always expect their men to bump up their game on that night. Now, that makes sense if you are dating a man who is not Beerrunner. If your romantic output normally hovers around 5 or 10 percent, then increasing that number to 20 percent is a sensible thing. However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control!!!!:bigsmile:

felice03

i have heard your seductive techniques are at a master level...

Avalonis

i have heard your seductive techniques are at a master level...

Maybe it's just me, but I have a hard time taking someone serious that refers to himself in the 3rd person when NOT talking to a 2 year old.

But as far as the strawberries are concerned.... idea stolen. My woman appreciates it.

Ready4Battle

i have heard your seductive techniques are at a master level...

Maybe it's just me, but I have a hard time taking someone serious that refers to himself in the 3rd person when NOT talking to a 2 year old.

But as far as the strawberries are concerned.... idea stolen.

What about naked cowboys....you take them, seriously?

BEERRUNNER

i have heard your seductive techniques are at a master level...

Maybe it's just me, but I have a hard time taking someone serious that refers to himself in the 3rd person when NOT talking to a 2 year old.

But as far as the strawberries are concerned.... idea stolen.

What about naked cowboys....you take them, seriously?

BWAHAHAH good one READY4BATTLE!!!! cOme on beautiful people of MFP.....this threas was started for FUN!!!!! Lets loosen up a bit and let it fly!!!

Avalonis

i have heard your seductive techniques are at a master level...

Maybe it's just me, but I have a hard time taking someone serious that refers to himself in the 3rd person when NOT talking to a 2 year old.

But as far as the strawberries are concerned.... idea stolen.

What about naked cowboys....you take them, seriously?

Does ANYONE take naked cowboys seriously?

I think not. I'm the first to admit that it is totally ridiculous

felice03

I am completely amused by this thread!

Carl01

i have heard your seductive techniques are at a master level...

Maybe it's just me, but I have a hard time taking someone serious that refers to himself in the 3rd person when NOT talking to a 2 year old.

But as far as the strawberries are concerned.... idea stolen.

What about naked cowboys....you take them, seriously?

Aren`t they the ones that can`t quit each other?

Articeluvsmemphis

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TK266

So my normal pick up lines of telling women about my 12th level Cleric for D&D or seeing if they want to check out my Star Wars action figure collection is not the way to go? Well I will be darned. :laugh:

cnsmith2

I for one, refuse to celebrate this "holiday" lol

If my hubby wants to do something sweet for me... he doesn't need overpriced flowers or chocolate or jewelery to do it.

BEERRUNNER

Women always expect their men to bump up their game on that night. Now, that makes sense if you are dating a man who is not Beerrunner. If your romantic output normally hovers around 5 or 10 percent, then increasing that number to 20 percent is a sensible thing. However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control

Niki130

I expect men to always bring their A game, not just on February 14th.

BEERRUNNER

To put it another way, if you were to receive the full brunt of my seduction, you would lose your mind. Right now there is a woman in a hospital who has been in a persistent satisfied but vegetative state ever since a young Beerrunner decided to give it his romantic all. She could not handle the pleasure she was receiving, and her mind shut down, even though her body was still very fine.

You see, Beerrunner has, over time, been able to finely calibrate how much seduction a woman can handle before she loses her mind without literally losing her mind. Ladies always ask to try and handle the full Smoove, but each time I slowly shake my head, thinking of that smiling woman in the hospital hooked up to all those machines and knowing I must never do that again
:smokin:

BEERRUNNER

I expect men to always bring their A game, not just on February 14th.

Very nice my dear.....................can you handle the latino heat??

Spruillie03

bump

La_Amazona

I was always showered on V-day... this will be the 1st where I'm not so I'll be hanging with my friend and we're going to shower each other with love...

If you're normally a romantic dude, keep doing what you're doing then! Obviously it's working if they lady (or ladies) are coming back for more.

BEERRUNNER

This is why I have chosen to opt out of Valentine's Day. Most assume that I have romantic plans that are simply beyond their comprehension, so my not being at the finest restaurant or club goes unquestioned. Most assume that I am instead at an impossibly exotic island resort or in France giving lessons to the locals on how to romance the ladies. The truth is, I'm using that time to catch up on my correspondence or get my massage oils in order.

For Beerrunner cannot get down with Valentine's.
:bigsmile:

Niki130

I expect men to always bring their A game, not just on February 14th.

Very nice my dear.....................can you handle the latino heat??

Been there, done that, bought a tee-shirt. I can handle a lot. :-p

tmarie2715

Despite these inconveniences, the main reason Beerrunner does not like Valentine's Day is that women always expect their men to bump up their game on that night. Now, that makes sense if you are dating a man who is not Beerrunner. If your romantic output normally hovers around 5 or 10 percent, then increasing that number to 20 percent is a sensible thing. However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control!!!!:bigsmile:

Where can I find my own personal Beerrunner?

BEERRUNNER

Despite these inconveniences, the main reason Beerrunner does not like Valentine's Day is that women always expect their men to bump up their game on that night. Now, that makes sense if you are dating a man who is not Beerrunner. If your romantic output normally hovers around 5 or 10 percent, then increasing that number to 20 percent is a sensible thing. However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control!!!!:bigsmile:

Where can I find my own personal Beerrunner?

Well step right up babycakes and send this awesomely tanned man a message :devil:

NeedANewFocus

wow....that's pretty much all i can say to this. :laugh:

BEERRUNNER

Latino heat!!!!!:devil:

Carl01

I expect men to always bring their A game, not just on February 14th.

Very nice my dear.....................can you handle the latino heat??

Been there, done that, bought a tee-shirt. I can handle a lot. :-p

jennp1129

Despite these inconveniences, the main reason Beerrunner does not like Valentine's Day is that women always expect their men to bump up their game on that night. Now, that makes sense if you are dating a man who is not Beerrunner. If your romantic output normally hovers around 5 or 10 percent, then increasing that number to 20 percent is a sensible thing. However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control!!!!:bigsmile:

As a woman... I would like to clarify NOT All women expect a bump on V-Day. If he is looking to be with me I expect A-game 365.

BEERRUNNER

Despite these inconveniences, the main reason Beerrunner does not like Valentine's Day is that women always expect their men to bump up their game on that night. Now, that makes sense if you are dating a man who is not Beerrunner. If your romantic output normally hovers around 5 or 10 percent, then increasing that number to 20 percent is a sensible thing. However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control!!!!:bigsmile:

As a woman... I would like to clarify NOT All women expect a bump on V-Day. If he is looking to be with me I expect A-game 365.

Nice......BUT do oyu think you can handle the Big brown meat love hammer!?!?!?!:bigsmile:

Avalonis

Nice......BUT do oyu think you can handle the Big brown meat love hammer!?!?!?!:bigsmile:

UsedToBeHusky

Nice......BUT do oyu think you can handle the Big brown meat love hammer!?!?!?!:bigsmile:

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mslack01

What the hell is "exacting"? Men who are literate are much more seductive.