Things not to say on your Valentine's Day date

TheRoadDog

1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.

4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

6. I like clay. It's mushy.

7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

Avalonis

I had a friend that actually had a guy say on a first date/Valentines day date "Whew, with as much as this dinner cost, I better be getting laid."

sblair77

Ugh my last valentines date from my single days said "It's so nice to sit and have dinner with someone who actual eats. I usually date models."

Thanks guy....you reeeeal nice

kit_katty

I chose this restaurant because I really want to try their muscles, I know you don't like seafood, but there'll be something on the menu for you, right?

killagb

"It's just a rash"

aprilshowers262

Wow, you're nothing like I thought you were. I mean, the pictures I took of you from the tree behind your house say nothing about your personality!"

Skeels

That Valtrex isn't mine!!!!!!!

lookslikeyoda

'My brother invented Rohypnol'

'Lets go somewhere dark and secluded'

'Do any of your family and friends know where you are?'

'Dont worry about paying for the meal, you'll be 'paying' later'

'Ill be with you in a minute, i just need to clean these fingerprints off the cutlery'

'Did you know its not murder if they dont find a body?'

'Favourite Celebrity? Probably Fred West'

'Trust me, thats not blood red...'

'The lining in the trunk of my car is resistant to exactly 115 decibels. Thats 15 decibels more then the average female scream'

' Remind me to stop for some rope on the way to your home'

'Silence is golden duct tape is silver...'

'You have lovely eyes, they would look lovely on my people kit'

PoochPottery

Ugh my last valentines date from my single days said "It's so nice to sit and have dinner with someone who actual eats. I usually date models."

Thanks guy....you reeeeal nice

LOL sounds like something out of Sex and the City!

TK266

this restaurant is very special and romantic. I bring my Mom here all the time.

Avalonis

Ugh my last valentines date from my single days said "It's so nice to sit and have dinner with someone who actual eats. I usually date models."

He was just trying to find something nice to say

Coco_Puff

Hey, act like you can't get enough of me, my ex is over there and I want to make her jealous!

Spinelli2288

"I'd like to pre-apologize if you don't get off tonight, maybe you should try harder. "

"Wow, that guy looks like he doesn't get flowers from Kroger."

"I got your V-day gift on sale."

I said all of this to a guy I was dating, I was going to break it off with him before Valentines Day, but no, I was an idiot and did the pity Valentines Day. Guy was a d-bag, super into himself, really stupid, and didn't have a job. He was so stupid that he didn't understand that anything I said was actually rude. At least he was pretty.

Avalonis

At least he was pretty.

Sigh, story of my life.

Matt_Wild

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

aprilshowers262

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sh1tsRainbows

"I'd like to pre-apologize if you don't get off tonight, maybe you should try harder. "

"Wow, that guy looks like he doesn't get flowers from Kroger."

"I got your V-day gift on sale."

I said all of this to a guy I was dating, I was going to break it off with him before Valentines Day, but no, I was an idiot and did the pity Valentines Day. Guy was a d-bag, super into himself, really stupid, and didn't have a job. He was so stupid that he didn't understand that anything I said was actually rude. At least he was pretty.

OMG thats sad!!!!!

sblair77

Ugh my last valentines date from my single days said "It's so nice to sit and have dinner with someone who actual eats. I usually date models."

Thanks guy....you reeeeal nice

LOL sounds like something out of Sex and the City!

Hahaha! I wish it was that interesting!

sblair77

Ugh my last valentines date from my single days said "It's so nice to sit and have dinner with someone who actual eats. I usually date models."

He was just trying to find something nice to say

Dang...million other things to say. I'm not hard to talk to....or maybe I am!

norma67

this restaurant is very special and romantic. I bring my Mom here all the time.

oh yea that one really works.....oh baby LOL

that is what all women want to hear....."NOT"

lorro

I used to be a woman
I used to bring my ex here
You look slightly meditteranean, do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

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