I got my husband chocolate for V-Day.
Rae6503
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Even though he's trying to lose weight. It's because I hate him and want him to be fat. I also gave some to my children. I also hate them and want them to be fat.
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I'm buying chocolate tomorrow because I'm cheap and I want my husband and I to be fat.0
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Tomorrow it all goes on sale. I can't control myself, so Ill buy 4-5 bags and eat it all in one sitting. Help me
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I'm buying chocolate tomorrow because I'm cheap and I want my husband and I to be fat.
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My husband BETTER bring me chocolate today, or else I'll threaten to GET FAT and see how he likes that :P0
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hahaha
...chocolate is yummy...everyone needs chocolate! 0 -
Even though he's trying to lose weight. It's because I hate him and want him to be fat. I also gave some to my children. I also hate them and want them to be fat.
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I read this as "I also gave him my children because I hate him" which made me really LOL. :happy: Then I reread it and it wasn't as funny. 0 -
Even though he's trying to lose weight. It's because I hate him and want him to be fat. I also gave some to my children. I also hate them and want them to be fat.
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Apparently you don't want me to be fat. You haven't given me chocolate.
Feelings hurt.0 -
Even though he's trying to lose weight. It's because I hate him and want him to be fat. I also gave some to my children. I also hate them and want them to be fat.
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I don't blame you. After you fatten them up you should sell the kids on the black market.0 -
I give chocolate out as a secret consipiracy to make everyone else fat to make myself feel thin :devil: :happy: :devil:0
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RAE, you spoke with my wife and you pre-planned this didn't you? You AND SUNSHINE ARE IN ON THIS with my wife. We are no longer friends.
I was lifting today and doing arms like a boss, and I get home and what's in the oven?
LASAGNA.
YOU HEARD ME.
LASAGNA SON.
I looked her straight in the face and I was all like:
BISH?! You finna make a big 'ol pan of lasagna while I'm out gettin my lift on?0 -
Chocolate and Lasagna are full of *carbs*0
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I'm totally telling him to check your text messages.0
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I made the biggest chocolate strawberry cake today complete with strawberry glaze on top. I hate myself and my husband so much, clearly.
My husband got me this:
http://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-DLC-8S-Custom-11-Cup-Processor/dp/B00004S9EJ
So I would cook him some more awesomeness with it 0 -
My *kitten* husband is making me pasta for dinner because I love it.
Why must he sabotage my journeyyyyyy???0 -
Chocolate and Lasagna are full of *carbs*
**Gasp** Not the evil CARBS!!! :sick: :frown: :grumble:0 -
I got my husband relly nice chocolate for Valentines's Day. He got me nothing.
I'm not sure if it's because he wants me to be skinny or b*&@hy. Maybe both?
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Deny sex for at least 3 days... and mention the chocolate sales tonight while you're not giving him any in bed.0 -
Lookin' for the LIKE button!I got my husband relly nice chocolate for Valentines's Day. He got me nothing.
I'm not sure if it's because he wants me to be skinny or b*&@hy. Maybe both?
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Deny sex for at least 3 days... and mention the chocolate sales tonight while you're not giving him any in bed.0 -
Chocolate and Lasagna are full of *carbs*
**Gasp** Not the evil CARBS!!! :sick: :frown: :grumble:
Better to get something full of crabs for Valentine's than full of crabs0 -
I'm going out with the girls tonight and am bringing them candy because I hate them and want them to be fat!0
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4 pounds of Gharidelli chocolate and a bottle of wine...Dinner of Champions for a single man tonight!0
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My sweetie got me flowers. WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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I got my husband relly nice chocolate for Valentines's Day. He got me nothing.
I'm not sure if it's because he wants me to be skinny or b*&@hy. Maybe both?
Yeah, noticed I didn't mention what he got me. I'm not even dieting.... Clearly he's sabotaging my muscle gain efforts.0 -
I made lemon cheesecake cupcakes last night and for tonight we will have steak and risotto washed down with a couple bottles of wine.
THE HORROR!
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I made lemon cheesecake cupcakes last night and for tonight we will have steak and risotto washed down with a couple bottles of wine.
THE HORROR!
OMG! RED MEAT!! Quick...everyone start flogging!0 -
I passed out chocolates and Girl Scout cookies to everyone from my friend's kids, to everyone at my kids' school, to their sensai. First one went out at 0830, and the last at 1820.
Spreading the hate, that is what today is all about. I feel like the Ed McMahon of the f-ck you prize patrol.0 -
I work at a chocolate factory, so you can all have the extras lying around my house because I don't want it!0
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omg i would hate your job!!I work at a chocolate factory, so you can all have the extras lying around my house because I don't want it!
i got crappy ugly dandilions. i dont know where he got them from. lmao0 -
omg i would hate your job!!I work at a chocolate factory, so you can all have the extras lying around my house because I don't want it!
i got crappy ugly dandilions. i dont know where he got them from. lmao
LMAO... dandelions? How adorable. That is funny.0 -
I give chocolate out as a secret consipiracy to make everyone else fat to make myself feel thin :devil: :happy: :devil:
This made me laugh sooooo hard!!!0
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