What's the guilty reason you're getting fit?

thelonelysquirrel

(The section below is from my profile. But tell me, what's that guilty reason you're getting fit/skinny?) Oh, and add me as a friend if you want. The more the merrier!)

About me.

Well, I hate trying to put myself in a little box.

I don't fit.

Not because I'm fat, but because of this personality I obtained from my great-grandmother Netta or something.

I'm a good guy gone bad.

I'm doing this because on my bucket list is this:

#53. Do a nearly nude photo shoot you will hide from your friends because you're too kind to subject them to all the overwhelming awesomeness emitting from the glossy pages.

And this.

#73. When you start getting a little salt and pepper going on, make sure you're still sexy enough that you aren't talked about as "that old guy".

Why I Want To Get In Shape?

I want to look good in a Speedo I'll potentially never wear because my dear wife says "some things need to be left for the imagination".

So.... what's your guilty reason?

Helenatrandom

Guilty reason number 1: I need to fit into a new dress I bought by April. I KNOW that purchasing the dress closer to the event would have been wiser, but the store was clearing out, and I wanted to make sure I had a dress. Now I just need to work on getting the body to fit into it.

Guilty reason number 2: Batwings. My batwings are a danger to self and others. I mean running with scissors kind of danger here, DS!

Guilty reason number 3: I can do longer play "ding dong ditch". You know, the game where you ring people's door bells and run away. Yeah. Now it's just "ding dong" and not as much fun.

Guilty reason number 4: Have you ever been on the dance floor, had chest pains that made you feel like you were about to die, then the DJ played "Twist and Shout", so you shrugged and said to yourself "This is the way I wanna go out...."? Ummm... Yeah.... Me neither... Anyway, I want to stay on the dance floor until the end of the night!

I have a long way to go before I'll be fit. I'll never be skinny. I'll be happy just to one day be a healthy weight. That's a long way away. In the mean time, I look forward to the day I can wear that beautiful dress, not injuring anyone with my batwings, run up my best friend's front porch to ring the bell then hide, and make DJ's wish I'd just go home already! :bigsmile: