TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T

jase69

10. I need to whip it out by 5.   
9. Mind if I use your laptop?   
8. Just stick it in my box.   
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!   
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 
1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits   there! 

anima_gemella

lol 4 & 6 haha x

louisau

double entry system

Carl01

I need to get my inbox cleaned.

AdoraK

How do you want it?

lilblndcowgirl

I totally LOVE it....especially since I work at a bank and I hear those sayings all the time.

Wendi_S

This isn't in the office but I always crack up when my husband says- Do you mind if I go downstairs and ride the trainer for an hour!?!