In need of humorous responses

Munque

I work in an office where I hook my students (adult) up with everything they need to go to class. All their publications, binders, sleeves, whatever. Well I have a problem with students and instructors coming in and helping themselves to my inventory. It drives me crazy, so I set my office up like a fortress so that they have to walk right by me in order to get into my shelves. Still not working, just today in the 2 1/2 hours I've been at work, I have had to tell people to get out of my shelves, one student I had to tell twice. These are grown *kitten* men...

So I'm hanging signs up all down one end of a 3 foot section. Can anybody come up with some good, funny, keep out signs for me? I've been sick all month and my brain is not functioning at full speed.

They have to be "work place appropriate" Thanks for your help!

LadyBuell

The lady in the cube next to me has the same problem with her inventory. She has this posted outside the door:

It says:
Hankerin' for a heap-o trouble, hombre?
All products in this room are inventoried and allocated to sample box development. Please contact the appropriate product manager t request material for you own sampling pleasure.
Much obliged, Your Friendly Neighborhood Marketing Ops Folks

edited to resize photo (ugh, I couldn't get it to resize, sorry it is so big.

karenjoy

Trespassers will be given work to do....

KMSForLife

Is it an option just to lock everything up?

Tiff587

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MMarvelous

Put in a formal complaint w/ HR or your manager and have notification sent out to everyone! Or takes pics of them and post it on a wanted poster for STEALING your supplies. LOL the latter works better for me

leomom72

bump

poledancing_ninja

If you post funny signs, they will think you are joking.

Put a big sign up that says I PERSONALLY PAY FOR THIS EQUIPMENT OUT OF MY OWN POCKET, IF YOU ARE CAUGHT STEALING I WILL REQUIRE YOU TO CLEAN MY CAR OR BABYSIT MY KIDS IN ORDER TO PAY FOR IT

dmpizza

What about a lock and key?

lizard053

I'd put up biohazard signs!

Carl01

angied80

^ THIS!

Munque

Can't lock anything up, unfortunately. But I'm liking some of these signs. Can't say anything about guns, the peeps I work for would throw a huge fit, can't put up bio-hazard or anything like that either, you see my dilema? But some of these are really good, I'm printing stuff out now, keep em coming and thank you!

Qarol

I've seen signs like that at work, in the ladies, in the break room. No one ever reads them. Some people are even annoyed by them and don't read them on purpose (*eyeroll* at my former boss).

I'd suggest a filing cabinet with a key. And you keep the key.

kneeki

Go here: http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/

Print them out. Win the game.

JoolieW68

"Beware of mouse traps - I can't remember where I put them all or if they have caught anything yet"

Munque

Some are serious, I'm mixing them, if some aren't funny, they won't read them at all. The guys I work with are a mix from 18 - 45, and they all have a sense of humor, so I'm hoping this will get it done. Serious signs don't work either, at least this way they will stop to read the funny long enough for me to tell them to stay the f%^& out. lol.

WickedMouse

HMD7703

My Fav:

anewattitude

"Trespassers will be tasored. Enter at your own risk."

-or-

" This area is protected by video surveillance. Those caught taking stuff off the shelves without permission will be subjected to a doctored youtube video of themselves humping the photocopier while naked. Now: What can I get for you?"