Definitions

taso42

Protein Shakes = those uneasy jitters you get when you realize there's no whey left

Juice Detox = stopping all steroid use cold turkey

Calorie Free Foods = the peanut butter that you lick off the spoon. bites of food you taste while you're cooking

I'm sure we can think of more of these

infamousmk

clean eating: to take a plate directly out of the dishwasher to put food on it

dubw

Orange Julius = The guy next door with jaundice.

shanolap

Carb loading = Going to the corner market after 7pm to get your fix of Twinkies, Mud Pies and candy bars.

Elizabeth_C34

Starvation Mode - when you turn into a raging a-hole because you haven't had a sammich today.

_SusieQ_

Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.


Not exactly fitness related, but forum posting related.

wassalla

empty calories......what they tell you AFTER youve eaten the cake!

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

empty calories......what they tell you AFTER youve eaten the cake!

The cake is a lie, anyway.

_SusieQ_

Balanced diet - A cookie in each hand.

wassalla

no lie.....i ate the cake. *grins*

shanolap

Zig-zagging = eating a side salad for lunch because you ate that cake^^^ for breakfast.

fteale

Isn't zig-zagging what you do after a few drinks?

PirateJenny

Low-Carb Diet: What you follow when you pick that piece of cake up off the floor.

Low-Fat Diet: See above.

MrsCon40

Cake: that thing you eat after you close your diary

Huffdogg

Cake: that thing you eat after you close your diary

^^ This exactly

Toning: Lifting weights so light you can sing while you're doing it.