The Broken Mower

icandoit

The Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

icandoit

The Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

kerilayne

I LOVE THIS!!! I can't wait to show my hubby when he comes home! Thanks for the smile!:flowerforyou:

SoupNazi

:laugh: Great story!

Cloe

Thanks for the giggle ICANDOIT, you don't know how much I needed that right now. I won't go into details.

icandoit

Thanks for the giggle ICANDOIT, you don't know how much I needed that right now. I won't go into details.

Glad to help!:flowerforyou:

goochinator

That is SO cute!! Thanks for the chuckle!

sophialittle

Okay, laughing my (well, you know what) off!!!!! How many calories does that burn? Lol Currently forwarding to everyone I know! Hilarious!!!!!

FUNinTHEsun

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

rodeoruss

From a former husband (twice):brokenheart: :brokenheart: . The guy was lucky he only got a limp, either of my formers would have had me listed as deceased from that moment on.