Dear Dr. Oz...

junyr
junyr Posts: 416 Member
edited November 10 in Health and Weight Loss
You CANNOT target fat loss to a specific spot on your body.

Your "flat belly" dessert will not, in fact, make your belly flat. The greek yogurt cake may be a better option than normal cake, but by no means will eating that cake make your belly flat.

Please stop saying that it will.

That is all.

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  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Please, for the love of all that is holy, tell me he did not say the cake would give you a flat belly.
  • Cakepiebeer
    Cakepiebeer Posts: 392
    cool story bro
  • junyr
    junyr Posts: 416 Member
    It was specifically called the a flat belly dessert. IT was chocolate cake mix, greek yogurt, water, strawberries, blueberries and shavings of dark chocolate.

    It looked really good though.
  • pmich08
    pmich08 Posts: 193
    I think we need to edit your entire note to Dr. Oz. It should read as follows:

    "Dear Dr. Oz,
    Stop being a crackpot.
    That is all."
  • Okieace
    Okieace Posts: 56
    That dude is a total quack.
  • rissadiane
    rissadiane Posts: 355 Member
    Cake can give you a flat belly?!?! :noway:
  • junyr
    junyr Posts: 416 Member
    cool story bro

    Sorry, forgot you're way cooler than me. I'll keep that in mind.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Yogurt helps with digestive tract health, which could reduce bloating.... Whatever. Pass the cake.
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    I think we need to edit your entire note to Dr. Oz. It should read as follows:

    "Dear Dr. Oz,
    Stop being a crackpot.
    That is all."

    This made me laugh!! xD
  • LATeagno
    LATeagno Posts: 620 Member
    Dr. Oz can suck my... empty Greek yogurt containers. That is all.
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
    Dear Dr. Oz stop nursing on Oprah's tit.. That is all.
  • sjtreely
    sjtreely Posts: 1,014 Member
    Dear Dr. Oz stop nursing on Oprah's tit.. That is all.

    OMG ... I laughed out loud.
  • Ironyb
    Ironyb Posts: 30
    Who is Dr. Oz??? lol
  • jamie1888
    jamie1888 Posts: 1,704 Member
    Dear Dr. Oz stop nursing on Oprah's tit.. That is all.

    :laugh:
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
    If cake could create a flat belly, I'd have abs like Jesus.
  • LATeagno
    LATeagno Posts: 620 Member
    I swear on my life Oz had the entire audience use ketone test strips on their urine to test for diabetes on the show. Because... ketones in your urine is totally only caused by diabetes. :/
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    Cake can give you a flat belly?!?! :noway:

    a FAT belly yes.. a FLAT belly no...
  • w2bab
    w2bab Posts: 353 Member
    Has Dr. Oz ever even been overweight? I wonder what he'd do if the fat fairy visited him some night and he woke up 100 lbs. over. :)
  • LATeagno
    LATeagno Posts: 620 Member
    Has Dr. Oz ever even been overweight? I wonder what he'd do if the fat fairy visited him some night and he woke up 100 lbs. over. :)

    I'd be happy to donate...
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    If cake could create a flat belly, I'd have abs like Jesus.


    lmfao that literally made me laugh out loud...and I snorted too which means it was a good one
  • rachemn
    rachemn Posts: 407 Member
    LOL! That a guy is so funny! I keep trying to tell my bestie that he's a quack and only occasionally manages to get something right...just by pure chance...and yet she believes every word out of his mouth!

    Is he even a real doctor???
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
    If cake could create a flat belly, I'd have abs like Jesus.


    lmfao that literally made me laugh out loud...and I snorted too which means it was a good one

    = ) I'm good for a giggle every now and then.
  • sjtreely
    sjtreely Posts: 1,014 Member
    If cake could create a flat belly, I'd have abs like Jesus.


    lmfao that literally made me laugh out loud...and I snorted too which means it was a good one

    She types truth. It was hilarious!
  • emy10284
    emy10284 Posts: 171 Member
    wwwhhhooo cake can give u flat belly !!! now for that no calorie donut rain
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    wwwhhhooo cake can give u flat belly !!! now for that no calorie donut rain

    no calorie donut rain WTF? I'm moving to where you live...I wish air was filling because i'd eat my face off!!
  • BBoros
    BBoros Posts: 67 Member
    Cake can give you a flat belly?!?! :noway:


    Bring on the cake!!! lol
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