A couple of laughs

icandoit

Honey
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're *kitten*!"




Indian Boy

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" His mother explained, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then the boy asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" His mother replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curiou

icandoit

Honey
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys, they're *kitten*!"




Indian Boy

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" His mother explained, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then the boy asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?" His mother replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?" The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and then asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curiou

hmmmm

lol thanks i needed that laugh :laugh: :happy:

tekrueger

:laugh: horrible!!!