The Calorie song (like Valerie)

fatty_to_fitty

Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, with a nice bottle of Water.

And I Think Of All The Things, I can't have, Like a nice Sangria Pitcher.

Since I found fast food, Well My Body's Been A Mess,

I've got humongous boobs, And I can't fit in that Dress.

cake you are so yummy, you'll be the death of me, Why are you so damn tasty Calories!

Calories
Calories
Calories
............


and continue :happy:

AmyVix

Did you look like a whale, did you think you're going to fail, got fat to fight

Planning to win, treats like wine and gin, friends here for you.

therebeccajones

Now I'm chewing leaves and a treat is egg and cress,

And I sometimes sneak some crisps but I aint gonna confess,

Why don't you come on over... we'll have a slimfast for teeeeeaaaaaaa!

Why can't I stay under my calorieeessss...


Calooorriieeessssss.....

szyja

I want to rise and feel no pains!
but at my present weight, I can’t eat grains.
So grant me strength while eating just veggies,
to exercise more, so that I can treat myself to just a few tasty.... calories.

KrisyKat

My stomach's got me twisted
and, thus, I have enlisted...

Gotta watch my meal intake.
No room for pies or shakes...

And though I'll scream and moan,
You can't give this dog a bone...

It sure won't increase my salary,
but I'll still be here counting CALORIES...

Calories, calories, calories!!!

fatty_to_fitty

Did You think that I would fail, get kinda shaky and grow pale, every time I saw ya!

I'm resisting all those fries, For the sake of slender thighs, No I don't need ya!

Now I'm Shopping Anywhere, wear a bikini without a care, exercising, keeping busy.

Yeah I'm looking Fine, I never cheat and that's no lie, (who am I kidding)