Secret to a Flat Belly: Black coffee

taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
edited November 11 in Chit-Chat
Black Coffee with every meal can lead to a flat belly and washboard abs, 9 out 10 internet experts say.

Just kidding.

Or am I? :indifferent:
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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I'd be willing to test it, because mmmm, coffee.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    I heard it only works if you add Splenda. If you survive.
  • MiniMichelle
    MiniMichelle Posts: 801 Member
    You are a regular at Starbucks... show us them abs Taso!!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Actually, this bro says that you can get a flat belly in a week by drinking as much black coffee as you need:

    http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Get-a-Flat-Stomach-in-a-Week&id=4911699


    (OMG P.S. This is bullsh!t and nobody should follow these suggestions... just realized where I posted the bunk article...)
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    this only works if you add hcg drops TO the black coffee, and then don't eat a single exercise calorie back, ever...because if you do you'll die instantaneously, in a long, drawn-out, painful death....
  • Athena413
    Athena413 Posts: 1,709 Member
    Psh - I drink black coffee all day long and my abs are DEFINITELY not flat! What am I doing wrong?! :tongue:
  • spammyanna
    spammyanna Posts: 871 Member
    this only works if you add hcg drops TO the black coffee, and then don't eat a single exercise calorie back, ever...because if you do you'll die instantaneously, in a long, drawn-out, painful death....

    And don't forget you have to post that you only eat under 600 calories a day, refuse to post any of the "research" you have done, and get offended when people question you!

    Oh, and be ultra rude and tell people to STFU.
  • ChRiStA_1983
    ChRiStA_1983 Posts: 380 Member
    Black Coffee with every meal can lead to a flat belly and washboard abs, 9 out 10 internet experts say.

    Just kidding.

    Or am I? :indifferent:

    Omg, seriously?! So, like, what's with my pouch? I haven't even had a kid, and I drink like, EIGHT coffees a day!
  • hennyben
    hennyben Posts: 313 Member
    You have to RUB the coffee ONTO your Abs - Anticlockwise - jeesh you people!
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    You have to RUB the coffee ONTO your Abs - Anticlockwise - jeesh you people!

    Great. Way to give away the secret. I was going to make them buy my free ebook for $10 to get this information.
  • hennyben
    hennyben Posts: 313 Member
    You have to RUB the coffee ONTO your Abs - Anticlockwise - jeesh you people!

    Great. Way to give away the secret. I was going to make them buy my free ebook for $10 to get this information.
    You never told me it was a secret and I still want 50% of whatever you sell. I'll know. They got a thing on here that counts the ebooks that you sell. Especially the ones about coffee....
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    Oh *kitten*, I just ate a banana and had a coffee with milk :sad: :sad:

    I'm gonna be fat for ever!!!
  • Anderia
    Anderia Posts: 753 Member
    You have to RUB the coffee ONTO your Abs - Anticlockwise - jeesh you people!

    LMAO!
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    Oh *kitten*, I just ate a banana and had a coffee with milk :sad: :sad:

    I'm gonna be fat for ever!!!

    Yeah, sorry, you're screwed. SOL
  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 697 Member
    Every morning I have my medium Dunkin Donuts coffee with 3 cream, 2 sugars. Love it, love it, love it. I do my workouts, try and watch what I eat.....and it seems to work out just fine. Love my morning coffee...nummy , nummy, nummy!
  • hypersensitiveb
    hypersensitiveb Posts: 342 Member
    Maybe that's why I had I flat stomach in collage .. I ate chocolate covered coffee beans!! Wait I think it was because I was 18 Lol
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    They do say black is very slimming.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Maybe that's why I had I flat stomach in collage .. I ate chocolate covered coffee beans!! Wait I think it was because I was 18 Lol
    OMFG I love those freaking things! Need to remedy the fact that I currently have none.
  • hypersensitiveb
    hypersensitiveb Posts: 342 Member
    Yeah those chocolate covered coffee beans are great I could go threw a bag of them. I could call it research now hahaha.
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    If you haven't had a bowel movement for a few days, a strong coffee can contribute to an instantly smaller stomach :tongue:
  • weightloss12345678
    weightloss12345678 Posts: 377 Member
    Never heard of this one
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
    Black Coffee with every meal can lead to a flat belly and washboard abs, 9 out 10 internet experts say.

    Just kidding.

    Or am I? :indifferent:

    I wish! Always been a black coffee drinker, 6-8 cups and even when stupidly underweight my tummy was never flat despite my best efforts. I do wish that some of these myths were true..."cayenne pepper speeds up your metabolism", if that and the coffee were true i'd be a stick
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    SERIOUSLY allergic to coffee and tea! I would rather be happy and alive! although i would try it if not!
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
    Maybe that's why I had I flat stomach in collage .. I ate chocolate covered coffee beans!! Wait I think it was because I was 18 Lol

    hehehe. Collage. hehehe.
    1302hot-chick-pinkshirt-i-hear-collage.jpg
  • kyle4jem
    kyle4jem Posts: 1,400 Member
    Every morning I have my medium Dunkin Donuts coffee with 3 cream, 2 sugars. Love it, love it, love it. I do my workouts, try and watch what I eat.....and it seems to work out just fine. Love my morning coffee...nummy , nummy, nummy!
    WOW... gotta find that Dunkin Donut's concession in London ... fast!!!! I want Abs like Pipers...

    ...or maybe I just want Piper's abs ... and a donut to dunk :wink: :tongue:
  • LHSweeney
    LHSweeney Posts: 87 Member
    Maybe that's why I had I flat stomach in collage .. I ate chocolate covered coffee beans!! Wait I think it was because I was 18 Lol

    hehehe. Collage. hehehe.
    1302hot-chick-pinkshirt-i-hear-collage.jpg

    Good Catch LOL tooooo funny !
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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    I'm so used to Facebook that I tried to "like" this...
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    but deep in the fine print of the "Black Coffee means killer abs" study done my old collage professor, Dr. Tin Ur at Wharsmatta U, it say you need to add 500 crunches to each Black coffee you drink. and when you add any thing to coffee, is it really black anymore.
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Perhaps I should pour the coffee directly on my belly rolls.... see if it contracts inward like a turtle????
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