If "Real" women have curves...

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  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    Go here and you can build your real man out of paper (evil dead Ash though, not army of darkness Ash)


    http://www.oh-sheet.com/halloween.html

    You know about Evil Dead!! Damn I think im in love :love: LMAO

    well if i knew it was that easy to get men i wouldn't have had to watch 10 star trek movies for my husband to agree to marry me, i could have just been out there talking about Evil Dead and rapist trees!!!
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
    Or a crossbow

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    I love him so much.... *drool*
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
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    mmm yep him too! This thread rocks
  • committomittxoxo
    committomittxoxo Posts: 339 Member
    UMMM THEY HAVE LIGHTSABERS!!!!!!!

    Exactly.... :heart:

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  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
    I really wish I knew how to add pics..
    But picture ... Gerard Butler in Phantom of the Opera....yeeeeah :heart:

    Gerard Butler always...

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  • smc1277
    smc1277 Posts: 239 Member
    We all know real men wear pirate hats.....
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    Wear suspenders.

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    Quoting just so he can appear again on page 3. :love:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Carry a pistol and wear a brown coat?

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    THIS!!! ^^^^^

    Or plays with dinosaurs (sorry, still can't figure out how to post a pic yet) and pilots really fast spaceships... :wink:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Or plays with dinosaurs (sorry, still can't figure out how to post a pic yet) and pilots really fast spaceships... :wink:

    Wash! Back from that unfortunate incident on Miranda.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Or plays with dinosaurs (sorry, still can't figure out how to post a pic yet) and pilots really fast spaceships... :wink:

    Wash! Back from that unfortunate incident on Miranda.

    I'm still ticked off about that plot move... :grumble: I seriously about cried.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    Or plays with dinosaurs (sorry, still can't figure out how to post a pic yet) and pilots really fast spaceships... :wink:

    Wash! Back from that unfortunate incident on Miranda.

    I'm still ticked off about that plot move... :grumble: I seriously about cried.

    Yeah, that sucked. I heard they were thinking about bringing the series back but with half the cast dead I fear it just wouldn't be as good.
  • Akijade
    Akijade Posts: 210 Member
    Carry a pistol and wear a brown coat?

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    You sir, have won the internet.
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
    A rotating rubber fist!
  • CHEFCH♥ZZ
    CHEFCH♥ZZ Posts: 127
    oh yes!!!
  • LastMinuteMama
    LastMinuteMama Posts: 590 Member
    kilts, broadswords, tattoos and motorcycles . . . I'm sure I'll think of more later . . . :)

    and a mohawk... that is the perfect man for me!
  • Amanda0325
    Amanda0325 Posts: 245 Member
    real men wear tights.. Tight Tights lol
  • Mythel
    Mythel Posts: 72
    Or plays with dinosaurs (sorry, still can't figure out how to post a pic yet) and pilots really fast spaceships... :wink:

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  • QueenJayJay
    QueenJayJay Posts: 1,079 Member
    Study the art of manliness. http://www.artofmanliness.com

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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Or plays with dinosaurs (sorry, still can't figure out how to post a pic yet) and pilots really fast spaceships... :wink:

    Wash! Back from that unfortunate incident on Miranda.

    I'm still ticked off about that plot move... :grumble: I seriously about cried.

    Yeah, that sucked. I heard they were thinking about bringing the series back but with half the cast dead I fear it just wouldn't be as good.

    I was thinking the same thing when I started hearing rumours... Oh well... I will always have my 14 episodes and Serenity. *sigh*
  • picassoadagio
    picassoadagio Posts: 407 Member
    "Real" men can wear business suits, but rock costumes like Buzz Lightyear.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    real men wear tights.. Tight Tights lol

    :laugh: And unlike the /other/ Robin Hoods, speaks in an English accent.
  • Coco_Puff
    Coco_Puff Posts: 823 Member
    Or a crossbow

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    oh good lord. ~drool~ i have a thing for him.
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    Me too, I bet he's a bad boy off screen too!!!!
  • gusgrace06
    gusgrace06 Posts: 27
    because the bow tie is cool
  • ahsongbird
    ahsongbird Posts: 712 Member
    The only real man is chuck norris... all others are imitations and wanna-be's :P
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  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
    Do "real" men have a boomstick and chainsaw hand?

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    fixed.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Or a crossbow

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    It might just be the purse, but this guy is coming off a little gay.....not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • CarrieQuiteContrary
    CarrieQuiteContrary Posts: 98 Member
    Do "real" men have a shotgun and chainsaw hand?

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    ←....... ......my username. if this arrow isn't pointing anywhere near it.
  • Anaconda62
    Anaconda62 Posts: 181
    THIS is the correct answer.
  • MarilynGrube
    MarilynGrube Posts: 75 Member
    That saying was made up by over weight women to feel better about their back fat!!!!!!!!!!

    all WOMAN ARE SEXY!!!!!!!

    As someone who has "Jumped on the Grenade" at times, I can assure you, ALL women are NOT sexy.









    LMAO!!!
  • mystiedragonfly
    mystiedragonfly Posts: 189 Member
    Real men rock masks and spent years building up immunity to iocane powder.

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    ... annnd we have a winner!

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