Exercise shirt slogans

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cekeys
cekeys Posts: 397 Member
Tell me what fun one's you've seen or a creative idea you've come up with.

Here's some from me.

Shirt Front: "Don't worry, we're not racing..."

Back: "I lied, we're racing and I'm winning!"

Another:

Back Only: "See you in a bit when I lap you!"
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  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
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    I bought t shirts from the gym I belong to they say "Strong is the new sexy"
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
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    found one online I wanna get for when I do 5K's
    on the back of the shirt: "If found on ground please drag to finish line"
  • baynight
    baynight Posts: 12 Member
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    Downloading Keg into Six Pack in progress...
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 754 Member
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    This wasn't on a shirt but on a car belonging to a fitness company
    "Ask your doctor if gettiing off your *kitten* is right for you"
  • baynight
    baynight Posts: 12 Member
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    This wasn't on a shirt but on a car belonging to a fitness company
    "Ask your doctor if gettiing off your *kitten* is right for you"


    Love it!!!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    Because I'm very cheap, I made my own with transfer paper for my printer. Zombies hate fast food.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
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    I had a gym shirt that said "Where the strong get stronger and the weak need not apply."

  • Shirt Front: "Don't worry, we're not racing..."

    Back: "I lied, we're racing and I'm winning!"

    Love this!!!
  • KJVBear33
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    Maybe on the front "yeah, thats right........I am one sexy individual!"

    Back: "What? You thought I was refering to the 'me' you see now? HA!! I am refering to the 'me' you will see in 6 months!"

    Maybe not all that clever.........and maybe part lame too.........but all I can say is that I tried! :)
  • southernyankee716
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    One of my husband's friends was arguing with his wife on the phone. My husband couldn't believe this guy had just told his wife:

    "don't get all fat and stretched out!"

    He actually told her "don't get all mad and stressed out" which makes more sense but since that day we always joke about getting fat and stretched out. I would love to get that slogan but I think I better wait until I lose the weight first.
  • chicky89
    chicky89 Posts: 262 Member
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    I don't do marathons, but I do marathon runners
  • AnAmericanGirl2
    AnAmericanGirl2 Posts: 46 Member
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    "Sweat is the new black"
    "Lift heavy or go home"
    "Strong is the new skinny"
    "Running Sucks"
    "Sweat is fat crying"
    "I thought they said 'Rum'"
    "In my dreams I'm Kenyan"
    "Sorry, I gotta run"
    "13.1 cuz I'm only half crazy"
  • stang_girl88
    stang_girl88 Posts: 234 Member
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    I am doing on a Biggest Loser type program in my town and I was kidding with a team mate on making up a shirt that says:

    Front "Team Honey Badger"
    Back "Cause We're Badass that Way"

    We had a good chuckle over that.
  • softwind
    softwind Posts: 492 Member
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    Because I'm a walker, I have one that says "I'm slow, I know, get over it" and another that says "First or Last, it's the same finish line"
  • KickassAugust
    KickassAugust Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Smile if you're not wearing panties!

    It's not really a workout tee shirt but it sure makes everyone smile...even the ones wearing panties, I can tell with my x-ray vision.!
  • Flyer615
    Flyer615 Posts: 173 Member
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    Bump. Need to refer back when I have time to read these. :-)
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    love it
  • Tara4boys
    Tara4boys Posts: 515 Member
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    They say you are what you eat.

    Funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
  • Classalete
    Classalete Posts: 464 Member
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    My gym tanks:

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    and don't swagger jack neither.
  • mg413
    mg413 Posts: 39 Member
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    I saw a cute shirt with girly wings drawn on the back that said ' It's not sweat, it's pixie dust!'

    "No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everyone on the couch"

    "If it's worth having, it's worth working hard for"

    "Do it today or regret it tomorrow"