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Dave198lbs

Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him that I can't see him



First Neighbor: Have you told that kid of yours not to go around the neighborhood imitating me?
Second Neighbor: Yes, I have. I told him not to act like an idiot.



Jane: Do you feel like a cup of coffee ?
Harry: No... do I look like one?



Harry: I wonder how long someone can live without a brain?
Joe: How old are you ?



Larry: What do you do for a living?
Harry: I'm a janitor.
Larry: Do you make a lot of money?
Harry: I'm cleaning up!



Larry: I saw a man-eating shark at the aquarium.
Harry: That's nothing. I saw a man eating tuna in the restaurant.



Patient: Lately I've had the feeling that everyone is trying to take advantage of me.
Psychiatrist: That's ridiculous. It's all in your imagination.
Patient: Thanks, doc. I feel a lot better now. How much do I owe you?
Psychiatrist: How much have you got?

Dave198lbs

Nurse: Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him that I can't see him



First Neighbor: Have you told that kid of yours not to go around the neighborhood imitating me?
Second Neighbor: Yes, I have. I told him not to act like an idiot.



Jane: Do you feel like a cup of coffee ?
Harry: No... do I look like one?



Harry: I wonder how long someone can live without a brain?
Joe: How old are you ?



Larry: What do you do for a living?
Harry: I'm a janitor.
Larry: Do you make a lot of money?
Harry: I'm cleaning up!



Larry: I saw a man-eating shark at the aquarium.
Harry: That's nothing. I saw a man eating tuna in the restaurant.



Patient: Lately I've had the feeling that everyone is trying to take advantage of me.
Psychiatrist: That's ridiculous. It's all in your imagination.
Patient: Thanks, doc. I feel a lot better now. How much do I owe you?
Psychiatrist: How much have you got?