Pearl of Wisdom

LauraMacNCheese

It's all sh*ts and giggles...until someone giggles and sh*ts.

seventwenty

...then it's a hot mess!

also: http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine

naiomi85

Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

Captain_Tightpants

No legs are so short that they do not reach the ground.

LauraMacNCheese

Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

jarrettd

Man with hands in pockets feels foolish. Feels deeper, feels nuts.

chicpeach

It's later than you think if you think it's earlier than it really is.

LauraMacNCheese

If YouTube MySpace I will Google you Yahoo!

margerator

Birds of a feather flock together, birds that fart flock apart!

AtticusFinch

Red sky at night, Shepherd's delight
Minced lamb and mashed potato, Shepherd's Pie

margerator

Birds of a feather flock together, birds that fart flock apart!