I've Never....
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I've never properly gone streaking.
golf course...with the sprinklers on! one of my favorite memories from High school!
I totally agree.0 -
I've never properly gone streaking.
golf course...with the sprinklers on! one of my favorite memories from High school!
Halloween, I was a streaker0 -
....swam with the whales0
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I've never had my hot girly date with Angelad80...but when we do, we are using that free $10 at the porn store, getting nekkid and having a pillow fight!0
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I've never properly gone streaking.
golf course...with the sprinklers on! one of my favorite memories from High school!
there are pictures...somewhere. and i actually wish I had them. I was smokin' back then.0 -
I've never had my hot girly date with Angelad80...but when we do, we are using that free $10 at the porn store, getting nekkid and having a pillow fight!
This should also be a threesome! With me!0 -
watched porn... alone
Really? I can't watch it with others it's so awkward. OMG so, the first time I bought porn, I went to buy something for my fiancé and I, and went into the "couples section", bought one and we were going to watch it. It was the lamest thing ever! My fiancé just laughed at me, and we've never watched it together again...
I rented one once with an ex.. its title was Torero... it ended up being some weird bull fighting looking thing.. it was nuts.. I had to shut it off.. The first time I ever went I was sooo nervous.. I was talking to my bf on the phone trying to look, when I realised I was in the gay porn section :blushing: I was mortified.
That is hilarious. It's always so weird going into the shops.
Whats even funnier is that I stopped a few weeks ago and bought some strawberry lube I bought it and the guy at the counter gave me a plastic credit card looking thing. For every 100 dollars I spend, I get 10 free dollars towards another purchase. WTF?
WTF Where????
Romantics on Euclid! BAHA!
You would hae thought I was buying a gold plated *kitten*.. It was only a 4 bottle of lube!0 -
I've never had my hot girly date with Angelad80...but when we do, we are using that free $10 at the porn store, getting nekkid and having a pillow fight!
This should also be a threesome! With me!
somehow i feel scooby doo will want to be invovled.0 -
...been skinny dipping (but ive always wanted too!!)0
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watched porn... alone
Really? I can't watch it with others it's so awkward. OMG so, the first time I bought porn, I went to buy something for my fiancé and I, and went into the "couples section", bought one and we were going to watch it. It was the lamest thing ever! My fiancé just laughed at me, and we've never watched it together again...
I rented one once with an ex.. its title was Torero... it ended up being some weird bull fighting looking thing.. it was nuts.. I had to shut it off.. The first time I ever went I was sooo nervous.. I was talking to my bf on the phone trying to look, when I realised I was in the gay porn section :blushing: I was mortified.
That is hilarious. It's always so weird going into the shops.
Whats even funnier is that I stopped a few weeks ago and bought some strawberry lube I bought it and the guy at the counter gave me a plastic credit card looking thing. For every 100 dollars I spend, I get 10 free dollars towards another purchase. WTF?
WTF Where????
Romantics on Euclid! BAHA!
You would hae thought I was buying a gold plated *kitten*.. It was only a 4 bottle of lube!
OMG I only go to that one when I am drunk after the fair...every summer.0 -
I've never had my hot girly date with Angelad80...but when we do, we are using that free $10 at the porn store, getting nekkid and having a pillow fight!
This should also be a threesome! With me!
somehow i feel scooby doo will want to be invovled.
He already gets to go with us abroad....this one is for the girls.0 -
I've never had my hot girly date with Angelad80...but when we do, we are using that free $10 at the porn store, getting nekkid and having a pillow fight!
This should also be a threesome! With me!
somehow i feel scooby doo will want to be invovled.
He already gets to go with us abroad....this one is for the girls.
lmao...this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!0 -
...been skinny dipping (but ive always wanted too!!)
I dont skinny dip i chunky dunk0 -
I've never owned my own vehicle....
Me either, in fact I've never even had a driving lesson, and I'll be 40 next year!0 -
I've never had my hot girly date with Angelad80...but when we do, we are using that free $10 at the porn store, getting nekkid and having a pillow fight!
This should also be a threesome! With me!
somehow i feel scooby doo will want to be invovled.
The more the merrier.. You bring the Hookers, Ill bring the BLOW!0 -
been convicted of murder.
Adding you to the list of people that could help me hide a body. :laugh:
I've never been on a plane, been bungee-jumping, or arrested.0 -
I've never had my hot girly date with Angelad80...but when we do, we are using that free $10 at the porn store, getting nekkid and having a pillow fight!
This should also be a threesome! With me!
somehow i feel scooby doo will want to be invovled.
The more the merrier.. You bring the Hookers, Ill bring the BLOW!
if those last two things are to be invovled then it has to wait until after monday...i have given them up for the week. but after that the freak fest is ON!0 -
watched porn... alone
Really? I can't watch it with others it's so awkward. OMG so, the first time I bought porn, I went to buy something for my fiancé and I, and went into the "couples section", bought one and we were going to watch it. It was the lamest thing ever! My fiancé just laughed at me, and we've never watched it together again...
I rented one once with an ex.. its title was Torero... it ended up being some weird bull fighting looking thing.. it was nuts.. I had to shut it off.. The first time I ever went I was sooo nervous.. I was talking to my bf on the phone trying to look, when I realised I was in the gay porn section :blushing: I was mortified.
That is hilarious. It's always so weird going into the shops.
Whats even funnier is that I stopped a few weeks ago and bought some strawberry lube I bought it and the guy at the counter gave me a plastic credit card looking thing. For every 100 dollars I spend, I get 10 free dollars towards another purchase. WTF?
WTF Where????
Romantics on Euclid! BAHA!
You would hae thought I was buying a gold plated *kitten*.. It was only a 4 bottle of lube!
OMG I only go to that one when I am drunk after the fair...every summer.
It was my first time.. to that one ha. I will say, I was a little scared pulling into the back parking lot.. can you say creepy. Oh and the guy that owns Outer Limits was just here paying his propane bill.. f-u-n-n-y! Everyone in the office got real quite.0 -
I've never been baptised.0
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paying his propane bill at the porn store?? well i've never done that!
wait...reread that...understand now. lmao0 -
Been to Disney World. That changes in September!!!0
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paying his propane bill at the porn store?? well i've never done that!
Strip club!!!!0 -
paying his propane bill at the porn store?? well i've never done that!
Strip club!!!!
yes i caught my error, lol.0 -
ate an English muffin
WHAT! I LOVE THEM!
I believe this, because shes in South Carolina.
No one in South Carolina eats them... its strange.
(yet they eat goopy grits... )
Hey, I was born and raised in South Carolina and I love English Muffins, and I hate grits. Always have.0 -
paying his propane bill at the porn store?? well i've never done that!
Strip club!!!!
yes i caught my error, lol.
My boss wrote me a quick email telling me I should ask if they have any openings (being sarcastic) So I wrote her back, why are you looking for a job?0 -
paying his propane bill at the porn store?? well i've never done that!
Strip club!!!!
yes i caught my error, lol.
My boss wrote me a quick email telling me I should ask if they have any openings (being sarcastic) So I wrote her back, why are you looking for a job?0 -
paying his propane bill at the porn store?? well i've never done that!
Strip club!!!!
yes i caught my error, lol.
My boss wrote me a quick email telling me I should ask if they have any openings (being sarcastic) So I wrote her back, why are you looking for a job?
I've never asked my boss is she wanted to be a stripper....oh wait, yes I have. Nevermind.0 -
I never..get tired of being a dirty old man....0
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I've never had a bloody nose or been stung by a bee. In almost 20 years!
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been convicted of murder.
Adding you to the list of people that could help me hide a body. :laugh:
Don't hide them, they allways get found.....
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